[23:36:14] WaffleGuy : You crushed a poptart?
[23:36:18] Mr. Tart : No.
[23:36:26] Mr. Tart : I had a ring inside of a meadcake.
[23:36:44] WaffleGuy : meadcake xD
[23:36:44] Mr. Tart : Not the kind of mead cake you can find on google.
[23:36:50] Mr. Tart : No, that's just a lie.
[23:36:58] WaffleGuy : I... wasn't planning on... Googling it
[23:37:16] Mr. Tart : You see, to make a mead cake...
[23:37:29] Mr. Tart : You need lots of mutton.
[23:37:31] Mr. Tart : And mead.
[23:37:34] Mr. Tart : What you do is...
[23:37:47] Mr. Tart : You smash the mutton inside of a bucket.
[23:37:51] Mr. Tart : Fill it up to the top.
[23:37:55] Mr. Tart : Pour some mead on it.
[23:38:03] Mr. Tart : And there you have it.
[23:38:06] Mr. Tart : A mead cake.
[23:38:48] Mr. Tart : Also, the ring was for my moose.
[23:38:57] Mr. Tart : My old one. Not the one I have now.
[23:39:02] KrazykevS10 : I used to be an adventurer like you.
[23:39:07] KrazykevS10 : Then I quit.
[23:39:17] Mr. Tart : His name was Ringo.
[23:39:27] Mr. Tart : Ringo Carr.
[23:39:47] Mr. Tart : Then I was gonna propose to him. Ask if he wanted to be my mount for life.
[23:40:31] Mr. Tart : He ate the mead cake...
[23:40:39] Mr. Tart : But quickly realized what he was eating...
[23:40:43] Mr. Tart : MUTTON!
[23:40:59] Mr. Tart : So he pulled an axe out of his pocket...
[23:41:10] Mr. Tart : And, the rest you can probably figure out for yourselves.
[23:41:14] Mr. Tart : Yep.
[23:41:17] Mr. Tart : True story.
[23:41:18] WaffleGuy : Some deep pockets
[23:41:31] Mr. Tart : The life of a viking.
[23:41:33] KrazykevS10 : Who farted?
( ^ Thanks to the changes, I had to seperately color EVERY single line here..)
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