Chat quotes.

''Blame Hart''.

SirArchmage wrote:This isn't from the forum chat, but I am a rebel and don't follow the rules. This is me annoying my girlfriend with really bad jokes via Skype



[10:26:59 PM] The Archmage: If Ulfric Stormcloak was a werewolf, would he be Wolfric Stormcloak?
[10:27:19 PM] The Archmage: Or maybe if he was a frog he would be Ulfric Stormcroak
[10:27:28 PM] The Archmage: Or a cow named Bullfric Stormcloak
[10:27:45 PM] The Archmage: Or a fake ghost named Ulfric Stormhoax
[10:28:00 PM] The Archmage: Or a real ghost named Ghoulfric Stormcloak
[10:28:32 PM] The Archmage: If Ulfric came out with a line of new soda, would it be called Ulfric Stormcoke?
[10:28:51 PM] The Archmage: That if you drank too quickly would make you Ulfric Stormchoke?
[10:29:21 PM] The Archmage: I should probably stop with the Ulfric Stormjokes
[10:29:34 PM] The Archmage: Even though I was just getting Ulfric Stormstoked
[10:31:09 PM] (not putting her name up here): Hush, you stormcloak scum

lmao!

That was a good quote and a good laugh!

[23:52:55] WaffleGuy : Nito has 999999 humanity
[23:53:06] WaffleGuy : His coat even looks like humanity

[23:53:25] WaffleGuy : It's so common for him, he's made a clothing line of humanity

[23:54:12] WaffleGuy : Are you sick of dying? Does that rotten flesh get boring? Try Nito's new Humanity Range! Humanity clothing for all sizes!

[23:55:05] Elite Knight : And for a limited time, Humanity Spritz, the new fragrance from Nito.

[23:55:52] WaffleGuy : Seath's Crystal Jewelry now comes with a limited edition of wearable Butterfly Horns

[23:57:33] Elite Knight : And now.....Hunter's Fur by Alvina!

[23:58:19] WaffleGuy : Chaos Flame Pet Shop! New stock of little Demons looking for that kind Chosen Undead!
[23:58:44] WaffleGuy : ps: Capra Demon not litter trained yet

[23:58:56] Elite Knight : Gwynevere's Secret.

[23:59:01] WaffleGuy : ooh

[23:59:06] WaffleGuy : sneaky


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([00:00:07] WaffleGuy : Solaire's sunpowered panels. Smart savings on souls. If only everyone could be so grossly incandescent!)

I have something for Hue.

Spoiler:

[19:20:51] WaffleGuy : Have you tried turning it on and off?
[19:20:59] TooLeet : hahah.
[19:21:00] WaffleGuy : Protocol, sir
[19:21:25] TooLeet : I've tried resetting it and everything.
[19:21:25] WaffleGuy : Instructions not clear, got my foot stuck in a whale's blowhole
[19:21:32] TooLeet : I think it's the joystick but i don't know.
[19:21:56] WaffleGuy : Sometimes I like to stick my head in a toilet and pretend I'm a mermaid



I don't know what to say.......
WTF WAFFLE. JUST WHAT THE *********

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:[19:20:51] WaffleGuy : Have you tried turning it on and off?
[19:20:59] TooLeet : hahah.
[19:21:00] WaffleGuy : Protocol, sir
[19:21:25] TooLeet : I've tried resetting it and everything.
[19:21:25] WaffleGuy : Instructions not clear, got my foot stuck in a whale's blowhole
[19:21:32] TooLeet : I think it's the joystick but i don't know.
[19:21:56] WaffleGuy : Sometimes I like to stick my head in a toilet and pretend I'm a mermaid



I don't know what to say.......
WTF WAFFLE. JUST WHAT THE *********

Keep up the chat good quotes Waffle! They're GREEEAAAAAT!

[20:32:12] WaffleGuy : Twister: Left face to BLUE!
[20:32:22] WaffleGuy : Middle eye to RED!
[20:32:39] Soul of Stray Demon : what are we talking about waffle?
[20:32:40] WaffleGuy : Third neck to GREEN!
[20:33:03] WaffleGuy : GrinTwist is referred to as Twister. So I was thinking about the game

Is there just something inherently weird with Waffle?

22:11:28] @ reim0027 : Always nice to have your first invasion into the forest to be a host kill

Reim tryin to kill 46 more people in the forest

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:[20:32:12] WaffleGuy : Twister: Left face to BLUE!
[20:32:22] WaffleGuy : Middle eye to RED!
[20:32:39] Soul of Stray Demon : what are we talking about waffle?
[20:32:40] WaffleGuy : Third neck to GREEN!
[20:33:03] WaffleGuy : GrinTwist is referred to as Twister. So I was thinking about the game

Is there just something inherently weird with Waffle?

In my defence, I was told that normal people were boring. That is all. 

19:00:26] Teh Kitten´s Cat : Because you're evil! And I hate you Soul. 
[19:00:39] Soul of Stray Demon : no I'm not
 [19:00:48] TooLeet : Yeah, we all hate you soul. Don't you know that?




Don't worry, they didn't actually say that.... Just the magic of editing.

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:19:00:26] Teh Kitten´s Cat : Because you're evil! And I hate you Soul. 
[19:00:39] Soul of Stray Demon : no I'm not
 [19:00:48] TooLeet : Yeah, we all hate you soul. Don't you know that?




Don't worry, they didn't actually say that.... Just the magic of editing.

Soul please don't do these things. That's the type of stuff that get threads locked. Keep the thread real.

[21:13:24 15/09/13] Teh Kitten´s Cat : You missed your chance to marry me~
[21:13:24 15/09/13] shadowzninjaz : nope
[21:13:51 15/09/13] Hatsune Miku : I'm your father. Why would I do that?
[21:14:01 15/09/13] Teh Kitten´s Cat : I see.
[21:14:10 15/09/13] Teh Kitten´s Cat : WEll, you made out with my mtoher!
[21:14:14 15/09/13] Teh Kitten´s Cat : Perv.
[21:14:21 15/09/13] shadowzninjaz : marry me papa kitty
[21:14:23 15/09/13] Hatsune Miku : lol
[21:14:37 15/09/13] Teh Kitten´s Cat : Of course, Shadz.
[21:14:51 15/09/13] Teh Kitten´s Cat : If you give me a lot of money.


I do believe most of us... are quite messed up.. That includes me though. 
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08:51:53] Micha369 : I clicked on "What is true love".

[08:51:55] twigsterxd : should have looked on page.

[08:52:01] Mr. Tart : What are you guys on about?.

[08:52:03] twigsterxd : dreamlover 2000 is the link.

[08:52:20] twigsterxd : I was thinking of another article I read last night.

[08:52:34] Micha369 : and again .....waiting for optimized by rubiconproject....

[08:52:36] twigsterxd : click dreamlover 2000 in the 1st paragraph.

[08:53:08] Mr. Tart : Nevermind then..

[08:53:23] twigsterxd : nvm wut?.

[08:53:27] Micha369 : lol,I clicked on that! lol.

[08:53:42] Mr. Tart : [14:52:01] Mr. Tart : What are you guys on about?.

[08:53:44] Micha369 : sexual content blocked.

[08:53:51] twigsterxd : micha now scroll to bottom of that page and u will see a cartoon of 2 girls.

[08:53:55] twigsterxd : ha ha.

[08:54:28] twigsterxd : tart we on about that fex5tralife page Fex posted.

[08:54:30] Micha369 : give me the link of this cartoon, plz.

[08:54:43] Serious_Much joined the chat on Tue 17 Sep 2013 - 8:54.

[08:54:47] Mr. Tart : I see. What about it?.

[08:54:55] Mr. Tart : Welcome back, Serious. How's GTA: V?.

[08:55:03] @ Serious_Much : fun so far.

[08:55:04] twigsterxd : micha is checking it out.

[08:55:07] twigsterxd : serious.

[08:55:11] twigsterxd : http://www.dreamloverlabs.com/dl2000.php.

[08:55:15] Mr. Tart : Cool..

[08:55:36] twigsterxd : micha can u click the cartoon at the bottom of page?.

[08:55:49] Mr. Tart : I will only wear that when I have no dignity left..

[08:56:12] twigsterxd : the cartoon is so hilarious.

[08:56:41] @ Serious_Much : lol that is retarded.

[08:56:49] @ Serious_Much : never would i ever lower myself to that.

[08:57:04] twigsterxd : micha here ya go http://www.dreamloverlabs.com/dl2000-infomercial.php.

[08:57:14] twigsterxd : serious I hate u.

[08:57:21] Mr. Tart : When you wear that, you know you've hit bottom..

[08:57:21] twigsterxd : GTAV already.

[08:57:36] twigsterxd : tart chk that link ^.

[08:57:47] twigsterxd : make u piss yerself laughing lol.

[08:57:59] Mr. Tart : Already clicked it..

[08:58:07] twigsterxd : brb.

[08:58:37] @ Serious_Much : twig I preordered it to come through my door release day.

[08:58:40] @ Serious_Much : what its about silly.

[08:59:04] Mr. Tart : WHY HAVEN'T I PISSED MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING YET?!.

[08:59:06] Mr. Tart : LIAR!.

[08:59:38] Micha369 : so sad, I cannot ope this, have to wait until I'm home...

[08:59:48] Micha369 : open.

[09:02:36] twigsterxd : maybe u have no sense of humour silly.

[09:03:02] @ Serious_Much : twig literally... how do people use that? lol.

[09:03:16] @ Serious_Much : thank ***



Me supporting Fex' new favourite article

[16:13:47] Hatsune Miku : Huepow!
[16:13:48] Micha369 has been disconnected on Tue 17 Sep - 16:13 (session timeout)
[16:13:48] Hue : https://2img.net/image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2013/38/1379430589-rendered-fence.png
[16:13:48] Micha369 has been disconnected on Tue 17 Sep - 16:13 (session timeout)
[16:13:56] Hue : what the hell
[16:14:15] Kirk-Barb : Your were sandwiched
[16:14:18] Hue : you shot micha out of the chat
[16:14:24] Hatsune Miku : lol
[16:14:29] Hue : and i made the tightest ninja of all times

[19:24:08] TooLeet : I was getting pooped on.
[19:24:09] Ahhotep1 : so kawaii


What has this chat become?

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:[19:24:08] TooLeet : I was getting pooped on.
[19:24:09] Ahhotep1 : so kawaii


What has this chat become?

You guys miss me 

WaffleGuy wrote:

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:[19:24:08] TooLeet : I was getting pooped on.
[19:24:09] Ahhotep1 : so kawaii


What has this chat become?

You guys miss me 

Well, if you were there, it may be ever more messed up.

Mr. Tart wrote:[00:03:05] Mr. Tart : i waz brn... wit a...
[00:03:06] Mr. Tart : a...
[00:03:08] Mr. Tart : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[00:03:23] DyingAce : *slaps Tart* don't sleep!
[00:03:27] * Teh Kitten´s Cat eats Tart's body
[00:03:28] Soul of Stray Demon : no
[00:03:29] Soul of Stray Demon : wake up
[00:03:37] Soul of Stray Demon : your penis must be awake
[00:03:42] Mr. Tart : zzzzzzzzzzzzz
[00:03:46] Soul of Stray Demon : ..... awkward
[00:04:09] Mr. Tart : That may perhaps have been the most awkward comment anyone has ever said to me....

I stand by my statement. 

I think it was perfectly valid.


[18:10:08] Icegodzilla : ur sexlife is a chat room with no pics of people?
[18:10:16] Mr. Tart : Yes.
[18:10:23] Mr. Tart : I find it to be very arousing.

Mr. Tart wrote:[20:34:29 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Hi Barbie
[20:34:39 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Hi Ken!
[20:34:51 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Do you wanna go for a ride?
[20:35:02 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Sure Ken!
[20:35:16 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Jump in...
[20:35:34 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
[20:35:45 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
[20:35:50 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
[20:35:56 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Imagination, life is your creation
[20:36:10 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Come on Barbie, let's go party!
[20:36:25 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
[20:36:30 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
[20:36:36 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
[20:36:42 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Imagination, life is your creation
[20:36:52 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
[20:37:00 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
[20:37:06 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
[20:37:13 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
[20:37:29 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
[20:37:36 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
[20:37:49 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
[20:37:56 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
[20:38:01 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
[20:38:07 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Imagination, life is your creation
[20:38:21 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Come on Barbie, let's go party!
[20:38:34 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
[20:38:38 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : F*ck this song is long.
[20:38:47 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : So not worth it.
[20:39:01 20/09/13] Mr. Tart : Where the f*ck did my pride go?

I gave you the up rep. Cause I f-ing loved that.
Nice Tart!

Guys I think you should avoid the sex chat in the chatroom. It's not a singles meet up site, it's a dark souls forum. Have some class.

Serious_Much wrote:Guys I think you should avoid the sex chat in the chatroom. It's not a singles meet up site, it's a dark souls forum. Have some class.

Oh it's all in good fun. And not that type of fun, perv. Lol

Soul of Stray Demon wrote:

Serious_Much wrote:Guys I think you should avoid the sex chat in the chatroom. It's not a singles meet up site, it's a dark souls forum. Have some class.

Oh it's all in good fun. And not that type of fun, perv. Lol

I try to allow free reign of discussion in the chatbox, but when talk is breaking the rules and I have had PMs drop through my letterbox asking me to do something about it then it must be at a level which has caused people to be put off by it.

Rule 5 of the chatbox:

5. Be friendly, be helpful, Be gentle . Be civil and respectful. This is a game chat, not an AOL singles meetup, keep the overt and drawn out sexual tones out of the convo and be mindful of the mixed community here. Everyone should feel comfortable to come here and chat.

Please keep within the rules of the chatroom and refrain from talk of that kind. It's not open for discussion.

Also please respect my requests of you when I make them, I don't ask you to do or not do things for kicks and lulz. I do it to maintain the rules, integrity and respectability of the forum and as a member you have to respect and adhere to those rules.