51. Drake Sword will save your sanity. At least until it becomes too weak. 52. Then, the Lightning Spear will save you sanity, until it becomes too weak. 53. Don't worry, the Crystal Halberd will save your sanity . . . until you do Anor Londo for the 50th time and it breaks.
58. Never trust a guy named Patches. 59. When walking through bridges, always look around for suspicious guys who might turn/open the bridge before you reach the other side.
60. BBQ 'chosen one' ribs are to die for. 61. People really like to be told that a bonfire is a bonfire(329 likes at the firelink bonfire last time i checked) 62. Looking at the sun is fun and not bad for your eyes.
64. While at a low level, never attack a guy sitting at a bonfire or you may get stuck in an infinite loop of getting killed with him in the same spot waiting for you
66. If your friends in a fight, the best way to help him.... Is to bust out some dance moves. 67. People who throw dung tend to get covered in crap. 68. Dark souls, like life, likes to kick you when your down. 69. 69 is a cool number.
70. My skirt may look weird with Havel's armour, but that extra fire resistance is worth all the transvestite jokes. 71. Those trees that don't attack you are just luring you into a false sense of security. 72. It's deeper than it looks.
73. If your not 100% sure, don't do it. This lastest point was brought to you by a man getting eaten by a mimic because he attacked when he shouldn't have.