Alright, first of all mine comes in commercial form. There's a boy trying to cover himself with his blanket in his room at night, when his father walks by the door.
Father-"What's the matter son?"
Father-"Why are you scared?"
The elder sits at the foot of the bed trying to console his son.
Son-"I'm human, I know the Drak Wraiths are coming, I can just feel them getting ready to kill me."
The dad laughs and shakes his head before leaving the room and coming back with something in his hand. He crouches down next to the sockets on the wall and plugs in a small humanoid figure doing a pose.
It lights up brightly filling the area with a golden hue that warms the young lad.
Dad-"Remember son, as long as you have a Sunbro around, you're always safe!"
The boy giggles and sits up in his bed.
Son-"Dad, for the other slot can I have Iron Tarkus?"
The dad chuckles and smiles wide while holding another small figure, this time a white phantom Tarkus.
Dad-"Sorry son, but you know how those Darkmoon are, I need my Tarkus."
Both have a hearty chuckled as the screen fades to black showing a wide variety of phantom Night Lights to keep young children feeling safe. Iron Tarkus, Solaire, and even Lautrec.
Am I retarded, or what?