The Would you rather thread

Rainbow. Its immpossible to kill fluttershy

Oh god how has this descended into sole pony questions?

Here's one for you: Would you rather lead a country of your choice into a modern era, where said country under your rule has near limitless supplies of energy, good communities and healthcare, and a pristine enviroment. Or would you rather raise a nation into military supremacy, conquering the world in order to do what you want with it. Bare in mind that this war for the world will last years, whilst development of a country will take considerably less time. After said war though, you are able to pursue the goals of option one.

Excuse that for being bad, but I was trying to get back on topic.

Conquering. Uniting the world under one rule is more important.
Would you rather be born where you were or born in a different country?

Hmmmm I was born in England and raised in NZ so I guess I'd say I'm glad I was raised where I was.

Born????? Hmmm thats a toughie. It doesnt really matter where I would be born I'd just be me with a different accent or language I guess.

Would you rather die happy alone or unhappy with your estranged family?

Alone and Happy. Is there any other way to go?

What about this and I cant understand why some people pick what they do.

Would you rather roll in a patch of stinging nettles or stay a night in a haunted house?

Childish I know but who in gods name wants to stay in a haunted house?

Alone and happy, as happiness is, in this question, unrelated to how many people are with me.

I would stay in the haunted house, for the experience. I've ran through a field of nettles in only boxers before (Don't ask), and though I don't feel pain from the stings anymore, plucking the barbs out is pretty painful.

Ot depends. Is it actually haunted ro are you talking about a "haunted" house?

That's what Dough said! If it was haunted haunted I'd take the nettles, but if it was "haunted" I'd bring my xbox, a generator, and a wifi hotspot n' play some Dark Souls.

okay lets say its only "Haunted". I dont think I could do it for one whole night on my own.

Though bringing an XBOX is like saying I'd choose the stinging nettle but only if I wore a heavy kevlar/gortex suit with covered my entire body.

Guys this one is tough and kinda bloody

Would you rather slide down a 50 foot slide covered in razor blades and into a pool filled with alcohol(the stinging kind not liquor) or slide down a slide covered in blood (not yours) and into a pool of hungry sharks?

Well you only die in one so ...

The sharks, as I have a chance against those. Razor blades and alcohol would hurt far more either way, so I may as well die to something I can fight.

Some of you might know this one, a personal favorite of mine.

Alright, so for whatever reason you have gone out hiking by yourself, naked. Maybe you had a bit too much to drink, whatever the case you wake up with your penis caught underneath a rock. It isn't smashed, but completely stuck beyond reason. You can't get it out, and there is no other human being around. Above it a helicopter flying by. You aren't visible to it, but there is a hole you can stick your right hand through, to wave. The issue is in your right hand is a knife, which you can't move your hand away from unless you let go of it. If you want to wave down the helicoptor that will come in a few hours to rescue you, you'll have to let go of the knife. Now then, behind you is an Alpha Male Silverback Gorilla that is incredibly arroused. If you wish to have the helecopter save you, you will have to let that thing pound your *** with its tool for however long it takes for them to come and save you. It won't kill you, but you will be hospitalized for weeks.

Now, the knife is close enough to your member that you can cut it off and escape. The gorilla won't get you, but you'll lose your rod forever. You will still live and doctors will find a way to create a new hole on your body, but your **** is flat out gone.

So then, what do you do, do you take it from a gorilla for hours on end, or do you sacrifice your manhood to escape?

No question here. Break out the lube and let the silverback do it's stuff, there's no way in hell I'm ever losing my penis.

Would you rather die in a fire, or suffer Noob Saibots fatality, "Make a wish"? If you don't know what that is, look it up. It's pretty damn brutal.

I hope the gorilla at the very least bought me dinner first.

Make a wish fatatlity because it is fairly fast fire on the other hand is slow

Would you rather get in a fist fight with brock lesnar or get in a hammer fight with smough

Next time bring your toughest would you rathers

the gorilla didn't buy me dinner

Wade_Wilson wrote:No question here. Break out the lube and let the silverback do it's stuff, there's no way in hell I'm ever losing my penis.

Would you rather die in a fire, or suffer Noob Saibots fatality, "Make a wish"? If you don't know what that is, look it up. It's pretty damn brutal.

NOOOOO!!! and I was so close to creating the most evil My little pony souls thread

I'll be bach ILL BE BACK MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

^^
No you won't come back

Would you rather get spanked by a Gorilla for 30 minutes slapped by monkey for 3 hours?

Um slaped my the monkey. This is border line beastiality.

Would you rather have see my littly pony cosplay in dark souls or would you rather have to navigate the entire game with no light source in similar fashion as in the tomb of giants without the lantern or light spells or sunlight magot.

Somehow the darkness sounds like a better option but it looks like it is MLP

MLP any day.

Would you rather have multiple Moonlight Butterflies in the Seath arena or multiple Darkwraiths in the Four Kings arena?

Darkwraiths in Four Kings Area

Would you rather have 10 bonewheel skeletons with 3 pinwheels, or 3 bonehweels with 10 pinwheels?

3 Bonewheels and 10 Pinwheels.

Would you rather ToTG be filled with BP Bonewheels or 10 constantly respawning BP skellie babies?

constantly respawning BP babies... I can have more children

Would you rather have a baby skeleton as a follower, or a sunlight maggot?