Dark Souls Pick up lines.

by TehInfamousAmos Mon May 21, 2012 2:55 am

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Post by TehInfamousAmos Mon May 21, 2012 2:55 am

Wanna ride on my Bed of Chaos? Cant believe someone hasnt done a BoC related line yet.

I'll stick my branch in you silly

<--- two tree puns in one.

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Post by DoughGuy Mon May 21, 2012 2:55 am

Come to the abyss to see my primodial serpent.

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Post by TehInfamousAmos Mon May 21, 2012 2:57 am

Wanna feed my Primordial Serpent?

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Post by cloudyeki Mon May 21, 2012 2:58 am

Baby I'd walk on lava just to see your Izalith

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Post by DoughGuy Mon May 21, 2012 3:01 am

Hey baby I'm ceaseless discharge. Wanna see if I live up to my name?

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Post by cloudyeki Mon May 21, 2012 3:04 am

(the after of all these puns) hey look. I just went to see Ingward and... Well, the thing is I'm cursed. You may want to get a purging stone.

by EmoElmos Mon May 21, 2012 3:08 am

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Post by EmoElmos Mon May 21, 2012 3:08 am

^lol

Baby, We'll need a great hollow for protection.

(Am I the only one who thinks they should make great hollow condoms? They'd make a fortune in Japan!)

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Post by cloudyeki Mon May 21, 2012 3:13 am

Leme just explore your valley, ya know, to check for drakes.

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Post by TehInfamousAmos Mon May 21, 2012 3:14 am

Wanna be slammed by my great club?

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Post by EmoElmos Mon May 21, 2012 3:16 am

Need: head

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Post by Revoltage Mon May 21, 2012 3:33 am

I have some resin...want to buff my weapon for me?

You're gonna need a very large divine weapon to get through my catacombs. 8)

You have the figure of the Asylum Demon in all the right places.

Gwynevere can't compete with you, you're the true goddess.

I want to put my sword in your bottomless box.

ugh ಠ_ಠ I'm pretty sure these are all terrible haha

by Rynn Mon May 21, 2012 3:54 am

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Post by Rynn Mon May 21, 2012 3:54 am

I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

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Post by NedroidPrime Mon May 21, 2012 4:04 am

I hope I don't get warned for it....

Hey baby, wanna get f**ked like the Bed of Chaos?

Yeah, not as smooth as in my head, lol

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Post by Federally Mon May 21, 2012 5:25 am

Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol

by DoughGuy Mon May 21, 2012 5:30 am

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Post by DoughGuy Mon May 21, 2012 5:30 am

Federally wrote:

Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol

I think even if they dont she's the best chance they have of working.

by Rynn Mon May 21, 2012 5:32 am

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Post by Rynn Mon May 21, 2012 5:32 am

DoughGuy wrote:

Federally wrote:

Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol

I think even if they dont she's the best chance they have of working.

I don't think pickup lines are really my cup of tea. They make me roll my eyes and walk the other way.

by DoughGuy Mon May 21, 2012 5:40 am

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Post by DoughGuy Mon May 21, 2012 5:40 am

Are you sure? Cause my primordial serpent wants to see you.

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Post by Quarik Mon May 21, 2012 5:42 am

This thread is just oozing class.

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Post by Federally Mon May 21, 2012 6:02 am

Rynn wrote:

DoughGuy wrote:

Federally wrote:

Rynn wrote:I see you're using the zweihander... Quite a scary sight, but don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can handle it... if I try using both hands

Now the question is Rynn would any of the DkS pickup lines work on you? Lol

I think even if they dont she's the best chance they have of working.

I don't think pickup lines are really my cup of tea. They make me roll my eyes and walk the other way.

Of course pickup lines are terrible, but a Dark Souls line really should be viewed in a different light!

by **skarekrow13** Mon May 21, 2012 9:59 am

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Post by skarekrow13 Mon May 21, 2012 9:59 am

This isn't a pickup line per se, more like an after the fact "sharing with the guys" story:

I finally got a date with that girl I was eying after wearing some ring. She thought I was her sister which was weird but man.....did she suck out the blightpus!

Pretty sure I crossed a line there