by Tolvo Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:14 pm
Another Pet Peeve of mine, completely terrible representation of how to do something.
*Walks through a crowd and gets surrounded by guards while attempting an assassination*
Assassin-"What the hell, how did you guys know I'm an assassin?"
Captain-"You're in a crowd of peasants in the middle of the day, dressed head to toe in black leather that is the uniform of X assassin group. As well you have a visible bow, a hood to cover your face, daggers, and a sword. Seriously what the hell were you thinking?"
Assassin-"Well, I just assumed-"
Captain-"What? That we wouldn't noticed a guy dressed like he was a *** knife salesman? Take him away!"
Assassin's Creed...Skyrim...