When you drop the soap in the shower, and then wonder how long it will take for you to get summoned.
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You know you play Dark Souls too much...
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Oh I remember some good old posts from the other forums, but I won't copy without permission.
When you put a ring and try to do a ninja flip, then wake up in a hospital
When you put a ring and try to do a ninja flip, then wake up in a hospital
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Re: You know you play Dark Souls too much...
by sparkly-twinkly-lizard Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:29 pm
when you eat a leaf and expect not to need your morning coffee.
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When you wonder why you can't run while carrying a refrigerator on your back.
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When you stay behind to gaze at the sun
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When you hear footsteps and think the host is right behind you.
When you shower you somehow hear the sound you make when you spawn as a phantom.
When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
When you shower you somehow hear the sound you make when you spawn as a phantom.
When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
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when you alone and you think a darkwraith has invaded so you burn the house down
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nsane32 wrote:when you alone and you think a darkwraith has invaded so you burn the house down
rofl
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when you light a fire in your house so that you would re spawn when you die
when you go to the church and expect to be able to throw lighting bolts when you leave
when you go to the church and expect to be able to throw lighting bolts when you leave
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When you typically drink a swig of scotch every time you die on a Friday night play session intending to pass out by 9pm...and it's 1am and you aren't even buzzed.
This means you are either getting better or your tolerance to alcohol is now dwarven.
This means you are either getting better or your tolerance to alcohol is now dwarven.
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JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
but... bonfire is a word..
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Serious_Much wrote:JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
but... bonfire is a word..
had me scratching my head too!
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hellooo wrote:when you light a fire in your house so that you would re spawn when you die
when you go to the church and expect to be able to throw lighting bolts when you leave
lol love you signature awesome picture
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meridam99 wrote:Serious_Much wrote:JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
but... bonfire is a word..
had me scratching my head too!
Would you honestly ever use that word if not for Dark Souls?
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JY4answer wrote:meridam99 wrote:Serious_Much wrote:JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
but... bonfire is a word..
had me scratching my head too!
Would you honestly ever use that word if not for Dark Souls?
Yeah i would, though part of british tradition that everyone knows/uses the word
....Im guessing americans don't have a bonfire night on the 4th of November though?
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Wow topic got hijacked already lol
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Serious_Much wrote:JY4answer wrote:meridam99 wrote:Serious_Much wrote:JY4answer wrote:When you try to use bonfire as a word in scrabble.
but... bonfire is a word..
had me scratching my head too!
Would you honestly ever use that word if not for Dark Souls?
Yeah i would, though part of british tradition that everyone knows/uses the word
....Im guessing americans don't have a bonfire night on the 4th of November though?
I'm asian, and I ain't no boy scout
And yes I was hoping for more funny suggestions.
When you want to smash the face under every mask you see.
When you believe rocks can be made into armor.
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...When you try to parry a fist with your pen.
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Or the other way round. 
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Danm got ninja'd
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Carphil wrote:When you put a ring and try to do a ninja flip, then wake up in a hospital
When you put on a ring and think your eyesight has improved, when really it hasn't.
When you put on a ring thinking it will make you transparent.
When you put on a ring thinking people do not die when they are killed.
When you put on a ring thinking it will make you stronger.
When you put on a ring thinking you'll be perfectly fine after diving into Mariana's Trench.
When you put on a ring thinking you'll get rich quick when really you paid 50 grand for the said ring.
When you put on a ring thinking it will make you the perfect insulator.
When you put on a ring and run in a swimming pool with the water going above your waste, and still think you can run 100 m in 10 seconds.
When you put on a ring and try to sneak up behind someone, thinking you are producing no sound whatsoever.
When you put on a ring and walk on lava, only to yourself realize that having the high ground is always better, unless you're Darth Maul.
When you put on a ring thinking your blood will clot easier, thus making you worry about having heart attacks and cardiac arrest.
When you put on a ring thinking you can easily run a marathon.
When you put on a ring and then have yourself get bit by a Black Mamba, only to find yourself dead shortly afterwards.
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When you spend twenty minutes explaining to your friend who is playing Wii Sports about how incredible Dark Souls is even though you know he doesn't give a damn, but you're just happy to be blabbing away about Dark Souls.
