You know you play Dark Souls too much...

BIG TIME MASTER wrote:When you spend twenty minutes explaining to your friend who is playing Wii Sports about how incredible Dark Souls is even though you know he doesn't give a damn, but you're just happy to be blabbing away about Dark Souls.

This happens to me all the time. Why has no one heard of this game!?

Also, you go to every cathedral trying to find the painting made by Ariamis so you can hook up with Priscilla. You also try to buy the doll on Ebay.

When you necrobump a thread about knowing you play dark souls too much that is a YEAR OLD.

Seriously, how does this stuff even get found? :|

Serious_Much wrote:Seriously, how does this stuff even get found? :|

It's because I possess the power of Thread Necromancy

I thought for a second, Mer had returned! Shame on you.

Also,

^ That mod hasn't been here since Aug 04, 2012 .

I learned that when I was practicing thread necromancy.

You know you play Dark Souls too much when you start thinking even the chickens have shotels

You know you play Dark Souls too much when whenever you hear a "hum" sound you think you're getting invaded.

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:You know you play Dark Souls too much when whenever you hear a "hum" sound you think you're getting invaded.

When i still was playing DkS a lot (a few months ago), I used to hear that sound all the time wherever i went (especially in the shower).
It made me feel a little paranoid

When you someone turned on a car radio, I would get all jumpy.

When you try to compensate for lag in sports.

When you're extra careful about taking off your wedding band since you only have one, and some rings shatter whenyoutake them off

skarekrow13 wrote:You know you play Dark Souls too much when you start thinking even the chickens have shotels

But chickens do use shotels! THE CUNNING LITTLE BASTARDS!

I thought I heard a cluck or two last time I spoke with Lautrec. That fiend must actually be Chickentron: Defender of the Finaverse!


And...cluck...I'll form...cluck...the head

You know you play Dark Souls too much when you wish you had Force/WoG when stuck on a crowded train.

gmwdim wrote:You know you play Dark Souls too much when you wish you had Force/WoG when stuck on a crowded train.

TBH, I've been wishing for something like that WAY before Dark Souls.

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:

gmwdim wrote:You know you play Dark Souls too much when you wish you had Force/WoG when stuck on a crowded train.

TBH, I've been wishing for something like that WAY before Dark Souls.

Wrath of the Gods on an escalator.

People need to stand on the left and walk on the right, damn it.

Hell yeah, Kyōkai.

You play way too much if you're near when a wall with classmates, try TWOG animation then nearly smack the guy behind you for thinking a backstab is coming when he is really tying to take you're pencil without warning. Needless to say the next time the teacher is gone and there's no sub I'll just break for the next teaching room instead of trying leaving a note hidden for the teacher.

You know you play Dark Souls too much when your friends visit to watch a movie, and ask what the burned-in circle in the upper left corner of your TV is.

You know you play too much Dark Souls when you can't think of good reference because all you do is play Dark Souls.

When you trawl through thread after thread looking for something original.

You know you play Dark Souls too much... (true story incoming)

When one of your friends messages you with an obscure Dark Souls question, and despite not having played for 3 months, you can answer it in 4 seconds.

Rynn wrote:You know you play Dark Souls too much... (true story incoming)

When one of your friends messages you with an obscure Dark Souls question, and despite not having played for 3 months, you can answer it in 4 seconds.

Happens to me too. And I wonder, "why do i know that?"

Being a self professed souls encyclopedia, I am cursed with this very badly.

Absorbing information like a sponge can get irritating sometimes.

Anyone that has watched my stream has probably at least 4 times seen me -from memory- spout out some obscure statistic... straight down to outright predicting, correctly, that with my current fire resistance the bed of chaos would leave me with 2 HP if it hit me with tempest.

The oddest question I've ever had someone randomly ask me is "How many invincibility frames do I get with the DWGR?"

The answer I gave was "12, give or take a frame"