Hate Mail You Have Recieved

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Tolvo wrote:Title: HAHAHAHA!
Body: Kil urself already.

I was very surprised when he spelled Already correctly.

This made me lol so much.

Demon Slayer wrote:I once got a hatemail after killing three full havels saying:

I hope u dye of cancer!

What colour is that?

Mr. Tart wrote:So... I left my xbox on while doing my homework and when i got back i had a new message from some random guy.

According to this well-written message, i should (vulgar language ahead )

Spoiler:

because i'm a shameful backstab fisher. Apparently doing your homework equals backstab fishing. :|

Homeworks are evil man. PURE EVIL!

I loaded into the forest as someone died and received and indictment along with a message that read 'LOL SAD MODER'

Not an exciting story but thats my only one.

Evilbeavers lol. Yur tag is <3...they are evil arent they?

I'm not sure how that makes you a modder but...whatevs

Now that I think about it, one of my more amusing hate mails was someone saying I didn't deserve to have my gamertag, which was hilarious to me. Especially when his own had to do with Berserk. But as it turned out he'd actually dropped an item for me in our match and I didn't notice it and killed him. We worked it out after a couple messages and we're friends now. But it still amuses me. Usually when it comes to gamertag jokes I'm almost always 'some Japanese guy'.

That's good

lol I just remembered another. I was messing around in the Undead Parish when I got invaded by a guy. He was using one of the spears. I wasn't in the mood for a serious fight so I just constantly tried parrying his spear. Which I'm not too good at to begin with. So he kills me and taunts over my body a couple times. So, next time he invades me I destroy him and stand over his body for a few seconds, then wave. Shortly after that I got a message saying 'You're cool.' I forget how the whole thing went, it was sarcastic remarks back and forth for a while. But it ended with me saying something like, 'Congrats you want a medal?' and he said yes he'd love it. To which I replied 'It's in the chest behind Frampt.'

i recently got some strange hatemail....for dual-wielding murakumos!

i only did it about 3 times recently, usually when i'm just in a kind of mood. i was naked (so i could still get a good roll), had my murakumos, wolf ring, and i forgot to swap out my orange charred ring since i was just in izalith lol.

WaLKA wrote:'Congrats you want a medal?' and he said yes he'd love it. To which I replied 'It's in the chest behind Frampt.'

that's awesome!

Haters gonna hate man.

Haters gonna hate man, haters gone hate, haters gone hate, so hate is the fate, why can't we clean a new slate of innate in this state with my mate? Hate is the fate that killed my mate in his state, if only he'd wait to date my mate in his state, then their be no hate on this state. Catch my bait?

By the way someone made a post like mine so bringing this thread back to light.

Today hatemail was pretty good. It started like usualle, me low lev jolly co-operating in burg to help starter kill DK and Havel fast. Sudden invasion, let's call him sam, that I can't see from anywhere around. Going back with the host to Taurus door and get slam with a greatfireball, luckely out of reach. Do a couple of roll and run, see him on top of the 3 bomber roof. He start shooting poison arrow, I roll back and forth. The host got ball and start climbing the ladder, so I fallow him. He got shotel so the host stay away a bit but land a few hit. I finally get up there, go direct to him sheild up and just give 4 normal hit of my gold tracer. After his death I send "Praise the sun".


That's where it start, he start whining that next time I shouldn't lag so much. Maybe it was or not since the host disconnected after reaching Taurus,but hey, it was still fair play on my side, he moved while I was hitting him. Tell him the fact. We start a flame war back and forth inbetween invade for him and coop for me. When it's about time to go eat diner we have came to a cool down saying what kind of character we have and play style. So I decide to use my good pvp build for low burg and wait for an invade. Got lucky after a few minute, it was Sam XD.


We talk to confirm a fair battle near the BF, set up and fight. It was a tight battle even if I'm not really pro at it, mostly turtle and use some weapon swap to change move. We are both to our last hit we die health stat. We both pretty much go for the kill. Draw. Both fall to death laughing pretty much.


Send him a "lol, nice match, I can go make diner with a smile now" and he reply the same but going to sleep for is time zone.


Good time

Samurainova wrote:Haters gonna hate man, haters gone hate, haters gone hate, so hate is the fate, why can't we clean a new slate of innate in this state with my mate? Hate is the fate that killed my mate in his state, if only he'd wait to date my mate in his state, then their be no hate on this state. Catch my bait?

Texas? No wait...Alabama!

I have sent hay email b4, but only when I got spawn ganked three times in a row by same dude in burg using my RSS. That **** sucks when you don't even get a chance to try and fight.

On the flip side, I think I've gotten more accidental hatemail as a support phantom than 1v1ing. A couple apologies afterward. I tend to ignore most of them though. I know I'm not a good pvper! Hehe

Finally got a hatemail. (But, it was rather sad).

I invaded a quester (with my SL 55) who is in full Havel's, Eagle Shield, and a Claymore and a SL of 120. We were right before the S&O and he was fighting the royal sentinels. I toss a Lloyd's and hold back, letting him fight the sentinels. He didn't. He went up the stairs toward the boss fog. I let him go, thinking he would go to the bosses. He then engages me. I hit him a few times with my shotel, he backs off and tries to heal. Apparently he didn't know what Lloyd's do. I BS him with my shotel and toss another Lloyd's. I hit him again. Apparently he still didn't know what they do and I BS him again, killing him.

He sends me a PM "F**K off kid". That's it.

Animaaal wrote:

Samurainova wrote:Haters gonna hate man, haters gone hate, haters gone hate, so hate is the fate, why can't we clean a new slate of innate in this state with my mate? Hate is the fate that killed my mate in his state, if only he'd wait to date my mate in his state, then their be no hate on this state. Catch my bait?

Texas? No wait...Alabama!

I am from Texas good sir. ^^

I've gotten hatemail for many stupid things.Having a katana,BSing a BS fisher,killing a gank squad,not standing still while they kill me,being spawn killed by invinible hackers...oh boy...the list goes on...

I know having less players in a fight than other games makes things more personal but some people really do get p***ed over rediculous things.I can honestly say I got much less hatemail when I was topping the scoreboard back when I used to play Call of Duty.And that community is renowned for being one of if not the most immature in the world.

Samurainova wrote:

Animaaal wrote:

Samurainova wrote:Haters gonna hate man, haters gone hate, haters gone hate, so hate is the fate, why can't we clean a new slate of innate in this state with my mate? Hate is the fate that killed my mate in his state, if only he'd wait to date my mate in his state, then their be no hate on this state. Catch my bait?

Texas? No wait...Alabama!

I am from Texas good sir. ^^

Wow! Thats hilari.....I mean I knew that, and your name shall be (I mean is) Garret...and yum yum.

Well now I have been accused of being a hacker. Pop a few divine blessings a friend gave you after being backstabbed with a spear and next thing you know your called a hacker and may have caused a player to start hacking because I'm a noob who hacks the items.

Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:Well now I have been accused of being a hacker. Pop a few divine blessings a friend gave you after being backstabbed with a spear and next thing you know your called a hacker and may have caused a player to start hacking because I'm a noob who hacks the items.

i have also been accused of this. how many can you get in one playthrough? you can't buy them in high quantities, right?

CappuccinoJak wrote:i have also been accused of this. how many can you get in one playthrough? you can't buy them in high quantities, right?

Correct. And when that was over I am now considered a: Lying, worthless, noob, ***, hacker, and a wimp for pulling a "I fight with honor" crap like other losers so I have a excuse for not using my "mods" to kill people. Oh also not responding and telling him three times I'm done with him qualifies as a sad man.

I tried explaining I'm not a hacker and then I knew I was dealing with a child, and did not bother with him, hope to never meet him again in the painted world.

I actually got some hatemail. I was invading duke's with a +15 broadsword on my lvl 85 quality build, and I spawned in a quester's world and he had 2 phantoms. After a brief skirmish, I retreat up the stairs towards the first channeler you ever meet. I pop a humanity, and I wait for the two phantoms to rush me. Sure enough, they come charging up the stairs. I was hoping for a buff from the channeler, but he walks up and smacks the crap out of the two phantoms who, both of them, literally walked into his spear. I then wail on them, and they both die.
After I finish off the host, I get this message:


Coward.

I respond with:

Oh please. I came to kill everybody. Which I did. <3

He replied:

Hiding behind others like a wuss and not in open battle. Noob.

I responded:

Says the dude with a white on his six. Look, no offense, but try thinking before you speak.

Tchuwib wrote:That's where it start, he start whining that next time I shouldn't lag so much.

I think it's halarious whenever people message stuff like that. The definition of lag is reduced latency. Basicly, if you're lagging, then that means your connection is slower then the other person's connection. If you really were lagging, then your opponent had the advavtage. Therefore he should be telling you to lag more.

EAS - no kidding. If they have reinforcements, I sure as heck am going to get my own. If they are solo, I don't run and hide.