EVENT: Gremlin Debut- Easter holiday pranking (sponsored by Jack daniels)

Ha,just made a bunch of gankers waste all of their magic and left.If they can't kill a 0 poise guy with nothing but a shield,they should probably just quit.

Carphil wrote:

Serious_Much wrote:Second invader after 20 mins: "U got me man... cnt find ya"

To that I say- Yum, yum; No, she said there was no rat!

thats easy trolling Serious, wheres the old hard invasion work style?

Hey, easy on me! I'm just trying to upload my holiday snaps of the coop tour onto the forum too, so gimme a break

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8VARf3V3Cs&feature=youtu.be
Look at my latest masterpiece...
I suggest starting at 2 minutes where the "action" starts...
Also put in full screen to check the messages...

I just invaded and walked two feet behind the host and his phantom the entire way through the tombs.Upon finally noticing me,they both enter gank mode and go full effing retard trying to kill me.I am done being nice,I am going to annoy the living crap out of these douches.Time to bring out my poise,DBs and plow chainstabbing. RAAAAAAAGE!!! :evil:

Don't forget Poison knives, Wrath of Gods, Emit Force and other ****
P.s wear a mask for more humiliation, bonus points if naked!

ResIsBestStat wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8VARf3V3Cs&feature=youtu.be
Look at my latest masterpiece...
I suggest starting at 2 minutes where the "action" starts...
Also put in full screen to check the messages...

I hate you so much right now. I tried doing that,I got ganked.I swear,Xbox DkS players are a bunch of twats.Go party boy!

No, she said there was no rat everyone. Hoping to get on for a bit still later.

I just looked up at the clock... I swear I just spaced out for an hour :|

That'll happen. Sponsored? No...

Fueled by JD? Perhaps

You would think so Serious, but time in Lordran is distorted.....

I tried party boying again,had a full gank squad chase my around the tombs 5 times.Made them fall off all the tall ladders,spam estus and wrath,try to stunlock me,BS fish me,try to make me toxic,and try to plunge attack me.And all it took was no pants and a divine blessing.

Gankers are utterly huggable.

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Gankers are utterly huggable.

I wish,I've had everyone try to kill me on sight.I've even been beaded while trident dancing.If these idiots would stop trying to disembowel me,I'd give them some presents.

KrazykevS10 wrote:

WhatDoesThePendantDo? wrote:Gankers are utterly huggable.

I wish,I've had everyone try to kill me on sight.I've even been beaded while trident dancing.If these idiots would stop trying to disembowel me,I'd give them some presents.

Those presents better be the tasty, tasty gremlin delicacies known as 'dung pies'

Sometimes.I'd drop some humanity for these guys if they'd stop attacking me while I naked dance.So far,I've been forced to brutally murder every single host I've met.It's pretty bad today.

lol if is that bad today, imagine the forest tomorrow

You're supposed to be pranking gankers.. not trying to kill them -_-

Serious_Much wrote:You're supposed to be pranking gankers.. not trying to kill them -_-

Tell that to the guys chasing me around the place.I was unable to do a damn thing,some of them were by my spawn,others near the bonfire.Both would chase me on sight and never give up.That's why I prefer the forest,it's easier to escape.Believe me,I wanted to troll people but I got so sick of being ganked I just started defending myself.

Think I ended up too late to the party. Just started at about 1am. Completely dead. No invasions, no hosts to prank. I even set up a nice Easter basket for a lucky invader. Some Jelly Beans, Easter grass (green and red) and even a couple Easter egg (vermifuges)

and I'm a bunny

There is always Sunday.Forest is much easier for this kind of stuff.

Finally got some action!

Three invasions. Spawn and message each person "happy Easter" and "made you a basket."
Second invasion refused to believe me and attacked me. Third invasion didn't believe me, summoned a phantom and hauled *** to Nito. The bunny is terrifying.

First invasion was amazing. Sent the message, be responds he's a servant (of Nito). I tell him to follow me and he does. He takes his Easter grass and eggs. Still not attacking me, I drop a silver knight helm and tell him they're bunny ears. He puts them on immediately and does "praise the sun."

You sir, are awesome. Suicide with pleasure.

Oh yeah, taunted the second invasion with " come here... before your jelly beans melt." Jerk still attacked the Easter Bunny

Awesome player you found, skare.

I missed all the fun.

**** happened!

I will be there for part 2.

My fellow Gremlins, I regret to inform you that due to wifi issues I am unable to partake in our merry pranking.

OH GOD FOREST.....
Home of gankers and ninjaz, don't forget backstabbers!