Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style

Forum Pirate wrote:

IIdoneus wrote:granted, but you sleep with your sister and your own father tries to kill you.

I wish I had gwynevere's chest to snuggle with.

Luke did not sleep with leia, nor was he a jedi until the end of the last movie. He paraded around like one because he was an idiot.
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Sorry. I was going off the family guy version.

Granted Renegade
However you soon realized that no games are compatible with your computer as it's too advanced and you can only use it for work and youtube.
I wish I had a third eye that reads minds like a Satori, or Satori Komeji.

Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:Granted Renegade
However you soon realized that no games are compatible with your computer as it's too advanced and you can only use it for work and youtube.
I wish I had a third eye that reads minds like a Satori, or Satori Komeji.

granted, Your third eye can read minds, as is always open. However, every time you visit home your parents start thinking erotic things about each other, and go over in great detail what happened last night.
I wish I could play the guitar real good.

Awww.... ^ Granted, the world is at peace, but then we get invaded by aliens who enslave and devour us.

Slarg232 wrote:

Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:Granted Renegade
However you soon realized that no games are compatible with your computer as it's too advanced and you can only use it for work and youtube.
I wish I had a third eye that reads minds like a Satori, or Satori Komeji.

granted, Your third eye can read minds, as is always open. However, every time you visit home your parents start thinking erotic things about each other, and go over in great detail what happened last night.
I wish I could play the guitar real good.

+1 oh god I knew I get that! hahahaha! Yep just like those jokes about Satori Komeji reading dirty minds!

RenegadeCop wrote:Granted.

However, you can no longer feel any kind of emotion, so you are infaliable in every way, both physically and mentally. You are an emotionless, invincible, hollow form of your former self. Your personality has been stripped away from you, no longer a way to feel happy, to love, to laugh, to enjoy, or to realise why you are in such a way. No one likes you anymore, or wishes to be in your company, as you are simply no longer a worthwhile addition to any kind of society.

I wish I had an amazing computer.

Edit: I may have gone a bit too far, with the middle section.

Don't see how thats any different from right now, except I'm infallable.


Anyways, granted. you're stranded in a black hole

I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted
Now you only have two left since you used your third to make this wish.
That's kinda hard to corrupt.

I wish I had bat wings to fly.

Mr. Tart wrote:Naughty Slarg, you missed me.

Dinnae, I said the world is at peace but aliens come to kill and devour us
Also, YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL!


^ Granted, but you will never find love or happyness.

I wish I was like the Highlander, though I was already the only One.

Slarg232 wrote:

Mr. Tart wrote:Naughty Slarg, you missed me.

Dinnae, I said the world is at peace but aliens come to kill and devour us
Also, YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL!


^ Granted, but you will never find love or happyness.

I wish I was like the Highlander, though I was already the only One.

Granted

You get shot down by british infantry


I wish that the darkwraiths existed in real life and I was one of them.

Granted but then you are herded into a large containment area and drowned.

I wish I was a fish with wings the size of lamps.

Granted, but you lose your gills and your puny wings cause you to fall to the ocean, efficiently drowning you.

I wish to be invincible.

Granted you are now a man named "Chcuk Norris" however you are not given any powers and slowly go insane from watching the right wing news too much.

I wish I was a fish that could live peacefully on the moon.

Granted, you are a solar-powered fish who doesn't need oxygen or food. But you also have the lifespan (2 years) and attention span (5 seconds) of an average fish.

I wish that Dark Souls 2 would release tomorrow.

Granted, but the game is not even 1/3 of the way being complete and every single player now griefs out of hatred.

I wish there was a drunken master type of moveset on fist weapons in Dark Souls.

Granted, but the sheer OP-ness of the moveset scares all players into going hollow or offline.

I wish that I had a Dark Magic version of WoG.