by The Letter X Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:44 amGranted, but you shall be skipped anyway.
I wish I could make witty comments on the spot.
I wish I could make witty comments on the spot.
+23
nsane32
Sevans
Tolvo
gmwdim
The Letter X
User1
GrinTwist
IIdoneus
Forum Pirate
WandererReece
morte
Slarg232
swordiris
EeAyEss
Rynn
Mr. Tart
Soris Ice Goldwing
Carphil
skarekrow13
Acarnatia
Reaperfan
BeeSeaEss
Johnthethird
27 posters
Corrupt a Wish: Dark Souls Style
The Letter X- Revived
- Posts : 2613
Reputation : 122
Join date : 2012-09-15
Location : Southern US
EeAyEss- Hollowed
- Posts : 1622
Reputation : 47
Join date : 2012-05-14
Age : 28
Location : In front of my Calculus textbook.
Granted, but now you can't stop making witty comments at all, therefore they come out at all the wrong times.
I wish I had enough time to play Dark Souls.
I wish I had enough time to play Dark Souls.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
- Posts : 953
Reputation : 16
Join date : 2012-11-28
Age : 25
Location : Texas
Granted you have time to play dark souls but because you dropped out of school and college and eventually get kicked out of the house and become homeless!~
I wish RenegadeCop would stop trying to derail things with his freakin cat!
I wish RenegadeCop would stop trying to derail things with his freakin cat!
The Letter X- Revived
- Posts : 2613
Reputation : 122
Join date : 2012-09-15
Location : Southern US
Granted, but Charlotte now derails every thread herself.
I wish I wasn't sick right now.
I wish I wasn't sick right now.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
- Posts : 953
Reputation : 16
Join date : 2012-11-28
Age : 25
Location : Texas
^same here
Wish granted but they give you medicine that makes you into a fluffy banana and then you get eaten by apes who came from the future because that red-head failed to save you
I wish I was a pink panda bear who had sharp claws, could drive an apache attack helicopter that had MISSLES and MACHINE GUNS, and that could also shoot an assault rifle over 1000meters accurately and still have the bullets be effective.
Wish granted but they give you medicine that makes you into a fluffy banana and then you get eaten by apes who came from the future because that red-head failed to save you
I wish I was a pink panda bear who had sharp claws, could drive an apache attack helicopter that had MISSLES and MACHINE GUNS, and that could also shoot an assault rifle over 1000meters accurately and still have the bullets be effective.
The Letter X- Revived
- Posts : 2613
Reputation : 122
Join date : 2012-09-15
Location : Southern US
That had to be the best corruption yet, GG.
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
Granted. Instead a virus spreads, affecting both computers and human beings, meaning that everything is out of function one way or another, leaving you with nothing to do.
Edit: Granted. You are now a pink panda bear who has bla bla bla... However, the government perceive you as a threat, therefor capturing you and studying you in a lab. They eventually take you apart to study your inner organs.
I wish that 1 hour and 19 minutes had passed already, so that i could go home.
Edit: Granted. You are now a pink panda bear who has bla bla bla... However, the government perceive you as a threat, therefor capturing you and studying you in a lab. They eventually take you apart to study your inner organs.
I wish that 1 hour and 19 minutes had passed already, so that i could go home.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
- Posts : 953
Reputation : 16
Join date : 2012-11-28
Age : 25
Location : Texas
^Granted, but thats because the pink panda bear escapes before they can cut me open and kills the government so everyone is running for their lives
I wish that I wasnt socially awkward
I wish that I wasnt socially awkward
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
Granted. You're no longer socially awkward. Due to this, you have so many friends and so little time. You feel so much stress and pressure you end up at a nuthouse.
I wish the snow would just go away already.
I wish the snow would just go away already.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
- Posts : 953
Reputation : 16
Join date : 2012-11-28
Age : 25
Location : Texas
Granted, but then thats because of the super nova, boom we're all dead, games over lolololololl(jk keep playing 
) [btw, im already a nuthouse 
]
I wish that this wish was uncorruptable
) [btw, im already a nuthouse ] I wish that this wish was uncorruptable
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
BeeSeaEss wrote:Granted, but then thats because of the super nova, boom we're all dead, games over lolololololl(jk keep playing
I wish that this wish was uncorruptable
You're a nuthouse? So you're saying that you're a building? Well i'll be damned.
Granted. Your wish is not corrupted. Instead you are.
I wish someone could wish that i had another wish so that i could wish they had another wish(and so it goes on and on in a loop).
The Letter X- Revived
- Posts : 2613
Reputation : 122
Join date : 2012-09-15
Location : Southern US
Granted, but **** you. I don't want a wish.
...
...
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
- Posts : 953
Reputation : 16
Join date : 2012-11-28
Age : 25
Location : Texas
Well then I seize the day! I WISH THAT I WAS........done with school and had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
The Letter X wrote:Granted, but **** you. I don't want a wish.
...
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
BeeSeaEss wrote:Well then I seize the day! I WISH THAT I WAS........done with school and had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Granted. $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fall down on you, crushing every single particle of your physical form. You are now dead.
I wish there was a Roadrunner smiley.
The Letter X- Revived
- Posts : 2613
Reputation : 122
Join date : 2012-09-15
Location : Southern US
Granted, but Serious_Much trademarks it just like 
I wish I worked for the government.
I wish I worked for the government.
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
Granted. You get slaughtered in a failed assassination against the president.
I wish i had a dog of my own.
I wish i had a dog of my own.
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
- Posts : 953
Reputation : 16
Join date : 2012-11-28
Age : 25
Location : Texas
Granted....but then the cats take over the dog and now its their slave...but not renegade's cat, she is long gone because of the panda police.
I wish that this would stay on-topic to Dark SOULS wishes
I wish that this would stay on-topic to Dark SOULS wishes
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
Granted. Being that we're all random derailing nutjobs, the topic is left to rot... Until a necromancer arrives! :affraid:
I wish wishes were wished by other wishes.
I wish wishes were wished by other wishes.
Last edited by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:12 am; edited 1 time in total
BeeSeaEss- Caffeinated
- Posts : 953
Reputation : 16
Join date : 2012-11-28
Age : 25
Location : Texas
Hey um...dude...I am a necromancer 
Granted, but then those wishes cannot be made because a wish can only be made by being wished by wishes which means that there are none to begin with, therefore this game is over (Wish just lost its meaning D: )
I wish that I had a classy Ricard's Rapier
Granted, but then those wishes cannot be made because a wish can only be made by being wished by wishes which means that there are none to begin with, therefore this game is over (Wish just lost its meaning D: )
I wish that I had a classy Ricard's Rapier
GrinTwist- Chosen Undead
- Posts : 4185
Reputation : 98
Join date : 2012-07-22
Location : New Londo Ruins, Illinois: Living in Tart's torture chamber
Granted but you trip and fall on your sword, impaling yourself and wait for an hour before you die of bleeding out.
I wish fish were sentient beings.
I wish fish were sentient beings.
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
My battery is about to die, but luckily i'm going home in about 5 minutes. Getting a ride home today, so no bus.
*Ahem*
Granted. You are now Ricard himself, and thus you become brutally murdered everytime a player enters Sen's Fortress.
Edit: Granted. We are now in the future, were humans and fish interact sexually. Happy?!
I wish i had more battery.
*Ahem*
Granted. You are now Ricard himself, and thus you become brutally murdered everytime a player enters Sen's Fortress.
Edit: Granted. We are now in the future, were humans and fish interact sexually. Happy?!
I wish i had more battery.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
- Posts : 10236
Reputation : 410
Join date : 2012-01-27
Location : Ralph Wilson Stadium
Granted,
Except it's assault and battery that you get. Lotsa bruises
I wish the rolly cats in Darkroot crapped out ice cream tacos
Except it's assault and battery that you get. Lotsa bruises
I wish the rolly cats in Darkroot crapped out ice cream tacos
morte- Obsessed
- Posts : 484
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2013-02-20
Age : 30
Granted, but you aren't able to use it because of a glitch in the system.
I wish that I could sleep more.
I wish that I could sleep more.
Mr. Tart- Compulsory Poster
- Posts : 3748
Reputation : 112
Join date : 2012-09-14
Age : 28
Location : The Void.
Granted. You are now dead.
I wish i had a duck.
I wish i had a duck.
Last edited by Mr. Tart on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:40 am; edited 1 time in total
Similar topics
» Hunger Game.... Dark Souls Style!
» Iron Man Mode - Dark Souls style. Making a character based after a forum member and beating the game like his build and playstyle.
» Dark Souls Roleplay: Souls in the Dark Character Sheet and OoC Discussion Thread
» Will forum goers come back to Dark Souls if Dark Souls 2 is a flop?
» Dark Souls Roleplay: Souls in the Dark Catalogue Thread
» Iron Man Mode - Dark Souls style. Making a character based after a forum member and beating the game like his build and playstyle.
» Dark Souls Roleplay: Souls in the Dark Character Sheet and OoC Discussion Thread
» Will forum goers come back to Dark Souls if Dark Souls 2 is a flop?
» Dark Souls Roleplay: Souls in the Dark Catalogue Thread
|
|
|
