Peacocking Thread

We have a thread for telling our interesting tales, we have many for discussing our tactics, now throw that all out the window.

This is the official thread for inflating your ego and boasting about your probably fictional PvP skills. I don't want to see any humility, in here we brag and tell probably fake stories about awesome things we've done while playing Dark Souls in a PvP atmosphere.

So this one time I invaded a world only to see three dudes standing there in full dragon body. Upon spotting them I see all three doing a at me and then they roar. One was white and the other gold, the host was wielding a Murakumo. This I took great offense to since the Murakumo is my weapon. MY FREAKING WEAPON! What a poser, trying to match the almighty Tovlo? Naturally I was angry, and so I removed my armor and pulled out my Mura as well. Using the dragon stone I became a dragon myself and roared. Slowly the host walked forwards towards me and I pointed at him, prompting his buddies to stand aside in the burg and watch us fight. Sure enough we ran for each other and just then I noticed the invisible Pursuers flying towards me. Quickly I thought then thinking it over I decided to move quickly. Rolling through them I ran straight for the stairs and up the corner dispelling them against a wall as the dragons roared in anger. I taunted them ready for the fury of these gankers as all three charged me. As they ran up the steps I did one jumping attack landing on them and dealing massive massive damage for some critical bruising. But they hadn't had enough as they tried to kick me off, I hadn't had my last hurrah yet though. Rolling into them I managed to get through a hole in their defense and ran for the firebombers and stood on the opposite end of the bridge. It was there I made my final stand and did a look skyward, knowing how disappointed I was in the gankers lack of true skill and honor. Rushing towards me they didn't realize until it was too late. They had no poise! With a simple kick I stopped the host just as a firebomb hit him and his buddies stunning them, they were on NG+ so the damage was gnarly! Rolling backwards he couldn't get away as the summons blocking him and just then I did an R2 with the Mura finishing him off. Falling to their knees all of them slowly faded away as the message showed up, "***** got ***!" Ten standing tall over their fading corpses and the humanity I earned getting added to the counter did I finally gesture. MY last Hurrah!

Now tell me some of your "real" stories of epic battles.