Peacocking Thread

I am a humble person and so I don't usually say this. But the image in my signature taken from a Top-50 list of DeS PvP'ers is (was?) a vast underestimation of my skill. Also I'm better* than everybody in this forum except Roanispe and maybe Reim.

Spoiler:

I was sent "you fight with a zweihander as an artist uses a brush. I am impressed."

Saturday-Saint wrote:Also I'm better* than everybody in this forum except Roanispe and maybe Reim.

Sarcasm noted. :evil:

There's been a couple times I hit a guy so hard that everyone on ps3 started experiencing flickering graphics glitches.

I killed the crow in Firelink, you have to throw something<--pro tip.

Spoiler:

The story about the lagswitcher is actually true, but idk about reim being the best around, I've had the best duels around with him, those few rounds in the arena when I met him randomly playing for streak were some of the most bullet-sweatingest tense PvP I ever had. I'm also very curious as to whether Saint lives up to his ego, I want to throw down with him.

This is a Peacocking Thread.

No one is supposed to live up to their ego.

Tolvo wrote:This is a Peacocking Thread.

No one is supposed to live up to their ego.

Oh. Sorry about that.

Now that's some fine Peacocking!

I beat Saturday on Sunday...

Spoiler:

IMO spears are OP should be banned and HOLY **** this is great I just found out that if you switch editor mode the text in the entry box becomes legible this is AMAZING. Forum is now 10x better.

Some guy sent me some hatemail earlier, I beat him and he said "Well Played."

Does he really think he was playing, well? I totally disagree, he was a chump that fell for my CMW Pike and Invisible Pursuers combo.

So I sent him some mail back, "Hey what's your favorite number?"

He said, "8, why?"

I said, "I tell ya why, because you like ate, you are always thinking of eating you fatty!"

Then I blocked him, what a scrub.

Well my awesomeness is so awesome that FROM decided to do a tribute to me and that's why I'm in every copy of dark souls.

Saturday-Saint wrote:I am a humble person and so I don't usually say this. But the image in my signature taken from a Top-50 list of DeS PvP'ers is (was?) a vast underestimation of my skill. Also I'm better* than everybody in this forum except Roanispe and maybe Reim.

Spoiler:

i'd like to test that theory

"Theory"

Joking aside, i think a clash of the ego's would be fantastic...i can record it

Well, let me know when FROM patches the flickering glitch and I'd be glad to PvP.

You all newbs!!
I once defeated a gank squad (All SL712) by only using demon spear R2 at 11str/11dext. Took me 7 hours. Those noobs used all their estus and something like 200+ humanities. Didn't even hit me once...

One time, there was this kid, who was like bigging himself up and bragging how awesome he was on every forum I know of, challanging peeps everywhere saying how boss he is and no-one can beat him... so I RSS him with my SL1 and beat him down the whole weekend we were PVP'ing. Decided to be nice and add him to my PSN list... Now he logs off everytime I log on.

Like totally serious story dudes!

What's the point of me even posting in this thread when I can delete it and the other 400,000 plus posts that have ever been made in this forum?

Mildred, pffftttt.....there's a whole legion of tributes to me in the game

skarekrow13 wrote:Mildred, pffftttt.....there's a whole legion of tributes to me in the game

Pffftttt back at you. I have yet to see

skarekrow13 has invaded your world

While playing offline.


I have also never been able to summon skarekrow13 as a NPC to help in a boss fight.

I guess the tribute is equal to your skill....... Small. (please don't beat me up)

Dark spirit Billy-Bayonet has invaded.......Phantoms be BC'in Hosts be DC'in!

billy_bayonet wrote:Dark spirit Billy-Bayonet has invaded.......Phantoms be BC'in Hosts be DC'in!

I imagine there is a club called "I fought Billy-Bayonet and lived" somewhere because of you next with "I fear the Broadsword after I died to Billy-Bayonet".

And I only leave a taste of displeasure to my invaders.