Peacocking Thread

I'm sorry, but I'm waaaay too humble to post anything on this thread.

I'd have to be a part of that club Soris, though I'm usually about 50/50 with billy when we duel.

Of course, that's post-patch: I'm so good that I myself got nerfed with patch 1.06. It happened after From got the information that I went to the forest at SL1 with +0 weapons and forgot to de-human, and stayed there until all the Forest Hunters would BC out on invading me (it didn't take too long)

We don't invade your world Mildred. We're already there waiting. With shears and plows and Stretch Armstrong arms


And no worries, I'm how do they say in English, "not that great in pvp"

Soris Ice Goldwing wrote:I once did large amounts of damage to two phantoms a host had. He used up all of his flasks healing them and what do you know, he pulled the plug on me. Wimp!

Oh man, I've had that happen so many times to me.

I am the Bed of Chaos, people never realize it's like Old Monk and I'm just really good.

I, on ps3, invaded a dude on PC in Anor Londo who somehow got Black Phantom Ornstein and Smough out of the boss room and into the sentinel hall. I was transformed into a white, and the host transformed into a red phantom. I proceeded to kill the two black phantoms at the same time, and they glitched and created a black phantom SUPER ORNSTEIN and a black phantom SUPER SMOUGH. They died too. I then fisted the red phantom host off of Anor Londo. He messaged me saying the disk ejected itself from his PC and then snapped itself in half.

I b*tch slapped Rhea and made her give me WotG before she went "questing", then made her lackies tell me the secret of the pendant...if you ooooonly knew

I'm pretty sure that the secret of the pendant is Pop Secret


On topic, I once killed a bear using only my hands while beating BoC with zero deaths using my feet

Spoiler:

I DID THAT TOO! But the bear was stuffed.

And thats not the secret...lol. I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill you.

"They" said so man. :|

Ah! The light of awesome shinning forth from these post blinds me! It eclipses me and I stand in a darkness so terrible that when I invade the fools suicide or DC because they dare not stand with me!

I beat Gwyn using only parries... while holding the controller with my feet.

Sneezer wrote:I beat Gwyn using only parries... while holding the controller with my feet.

Psh, please. I didn't even turn my TV on in Dark Souls until I got to Anor Londo. And then it was just to stare off into the distance like an absolute Bad-***.

I know the death animation of the Everlasting Dragon...it aint pretty.... :pale:

Im so hardcore i have to stand in Lava to duel......oh wait



ITS TRUE

Just recently I started a new cleric and as I had just kindled the bonfire in the upper burg, was invaded by a griefer. He was in darkwraith armor and armed with the great scythe. I had but the un-upgraded beginner equipment.

I proceeded to kick and spell force him from the top of the rooftop ladder so many times, he got tired of healing and climbing the ladder, and fled my world. His final words to me were... "You're not a beginner, are you!?"

I know the secret to the pendant. You have to wear 2 calamity rings, collect 99 pendents, kill Gwyn with only a broken straight sword without taking a hit, and thenj͡͠͝͏̬͕̱̱̮̱͢h̴̷̵̰̮̰͔j̴̞̝̪̰̖̪̯̙͍̖̰̭̘̖̘͙̝͈͜͡ķ̣̬̜̥̪̩̜̩̩͔̟̬̪̻̠̫̠͜a̵̸̷̢̖̖̰̦̥͠h̵̶̵҉͏̗̝̪̻͓̤̤͖̺h͙̙͔͎͖͚̼̖̳͔̼̙̼̙̀́́͢͠ͅu҉̡̕͞҉̤̮̳̳͇̼̝͔͎͚͖͍ͅͅg̨͙̭̟̲̝̙̫̱̙̲̟̰͚̰̞̬͘h̴̡̙̫̗͚͈̼̠͓͟͡a̴̖̙̖͘͘͠ͅh̕͏͖͍̳̹͖̫̲͍̘͓̳̠͖ͅj̸̟͔͓͙̪͚̠̠̦͍̪̫̯̠̜͓͉̣͖́͞b̵̨̙̘̳̼̟͉͚͓͜͢ģ̴̢͉͈̹̗̣͎͓͈̻͈͇̥͜͞j̩͔͉̼̪̖̳́̕͟ͅh̴̴̷̥͚̳͜ͅb̴̶̡̮͍͈͍̪̫͚̦̩͎̘̹̱̳a҉̛̖̲̩̞̩̪̼̰͙͓͍͓͔̻̥̥̜̠͘j̴̩̤̬̖̖̳̭͚̺͙̬̳̝̰͇͕̱͡ͅḱ̸̛̛̼̜̻̣͖̰̭̦̘͢ḩ͘͞҉͖͓̹̠g̶̱͉͈̮̝͈̼̻̫̱͎̰̰͘͢͡à̗͔̪̜̝͈̱̀

One time I kicked a guy off of Sen's Fortress.

Then Chester decended from the heavens and told me my kicking skills were on par with his, and gave me the Dark Wood Kick Ring, which grants me the ability to use the Marvelous Chester Spin Kick, and I killed many a casuls with it's power.

i killed BOC in only one hit with my fist

Please, I knocked BoC into its own pit to kill it.

Oh god... so you aborted it by proctoring over the birth, and then dropping the newborn off the table? HOW HORRIFYING.

I'm so BA, I make cakes for special occasion

Nothing is more man than baking

Spoiler:

Since we're all talking about BoC.

I onve killed Gwyn in the undead asylum by trowing a rubbish in the air after killing the asylum butt naked with my fist and OHKO him

I invaded someone who figured out what the pendant does. I killed him as he was about to use it on me.

We can't let that secret getting out.