by User1 Sun May 05, 2013 6:30 pmI beat the living shizzle out of an Everlasting Dragon.
With my bare fists.
With my bare fists.
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Peacocking Thread
User1- Abyss Dweller
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I can swim
User1- Abyss Dweller
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I can climb the Hydra's heads.
And jump in them.
Quite the adventure inside their bodies.
And jump in them.
Quite the adventure inside their bodies.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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I can climb over small barriers
User1- Abyss Dweller
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Parkour!
TehInfamousAmos- Chosen Undead
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I once killed 5 gankers in a 5v1 with my bare fists. Trufax - I have hands of steel therefore I am 2gud and my MLG Fists of Fury hit them for great damage. Did I mention they all were hp hackers!
Being the sly cat I am I have 9 lives. They took 8 of them during the battle. I made my last stand at the cliff where I grabbed all 5 of them at once and chuck(norris)ed them off the cliff.
Fortunately the gankers didn't know that YOLO therefore I was able to walk away for some 4/20 #SWAG cookies.
(Oh god, I feel like a cretin for typing in the manner I did during this post... Someone kill me for using the chav dialect.)
Being the sly cat I am I have 9 lives. They took 8 of them during the battle. I made my last stand at the cliff where I grabbed all 5 of them at once and chuck(norris)ed them off the cliff.
Fortunately the gankers didn't know that YOLO therefore I was able to walk away for some 4/20 #SWAG cookies.
(Oh god, I feel like a cretin for typing in the manner I did during this post... Someone kill me for using the chav dialect.)
User1- Abyss Dweller
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You know most people outside of the U.K don't know what chavs are, right?
Now, take off that burberry cap.
Now, take off that burberry cap.
TehInfamousAmos- Chosen Undead
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Okay, I guess I shal refer to them as burberry troglodytes or perhaps Lesser Spotted Burbites sounds like a good name for this sub-species of homosapien.
Notes: I believe that I have met banobo apes that are smarter than the 'Burbites'
Notes: I believe that I have met banobo apes that are smarter than the 'Burbites'
User1- Abyss Dweller
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I've met smarter bricks than I have Burbites.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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Ok, big gun for this thread......
One time I displayed my ultra bright plumage, strutted around a little, and attracted a mate.
One time I displayed my ultra bright plumage, strutted around a little, and attracted a mate.
EeAyEss- Hollowed
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lol
User1- Abyss Dweller
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Pff.
Oh puleeze.
No need to show the plumage.
I used a colour in my text.
And ate the colour back up.
8)
Oh puleeze.
No need to show the plumage.
I used a colour in my text.
And ate the colour back up.
8)
KrazykevS10- Hollowed
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This one time....in Dark Souls...I killed a guy.
I also beat all the bosses in NG+7 with nothing but alluring skulls.It was legen-wait for it-dary!True story.
I also beat all the bosses in NG+7 with nothing but alluring skulls.It was legen-wait for it-dary!True story.
WhatDoesThePendantDo?- Duke's Archivist
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I'm good enough to bump a thread that isn't even in the front page.
Serious_Much- Moderator Trainee
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HOW have i not seen this before?
This thread is hilarious. I love it.
This thread is hilarious. I love it.
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This one time I invaded Serious_Much and did a 360 no scope Sunlight Spear to his face for a one hit kill.
And I'm not even on PSN.
And I'm not even on PSN.
Ghadis_God- Revived
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So good a ganker pulled the plug on me when I invaded him. Oh wait, that actually happened.
OminousSquaffle- Casual
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I touched Gwynevere's boobs.
/thread
/thread
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I managed to remove the patches from my game so much that now I'm playing as Beta Priscilla the Heroine.
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I used the Pendant. It summoned BP Miyazaki and we raced in karts from Firelink to Ash Lake.
Naturally, I won the race and so he told me how to get the spell from Guardians Soul,
It's a special pink version of GoW, that removes all clothes and gear on anything it hits, making even NPCs like Gwynevere and Priscilla naked.
Naturally, I won the race and so he told me how to get the spell from Guardians Soul,
It's a special pink version of GoW, that removes all clothes and gear on anything it hits, making even NPCs like Gwynevere and Priscilla naked.
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I killed every creature in the game just by using the "point forward" gesture"
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Seeing as how this thread is thouroughly derailed to begin with.....
I am so good I walked into the kiln of the first flame's fog gate and Gwyn intead of attacking, fell to his knees in surrender, and explained the entirety of the plot in detail to me over a well aged bottle of whiskey.
I am so good I walked into the kiln of the first flame's fog gate and Gwyn intead of attacking, fell to his knees in surrender, and explained the entirety of the plot in detail to me over a well aged bottle of whiskey.
White Knight Wulf- Caffeinated
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I'm so awesome I summoned chuck Norris and beat him. Then we went to the forest and he roundhoused infinite HP hackers to death
