100+ things you have learned from Dark Souls:

163: The greatest pair of breasts is in Anor Londo, they're golden and you can get a pair of your own from Domhall.

164. Plants eat you, fake treasures eat you, infested barbarians eat you and a lot of things roast you... maybe you shouldn't roll in salt and pepper before going to Lordran.

Borrowing from 164.
165. Do not meddle in the affairs of Dark Souls, for you are crunchy and good with whatevers around.
166. Don't ragequit after dying and forget where your bloodstain was left.

DoughGuy wrote:Borrowing from 164.
165. Do not meddle in the affairs of Dark Souls, for you are crunchy and good with whatevers around.

"Buy the all-new Undead Cereals! Filled with crunchy chosen undeads, pour in hot lava for a healthy breakfast. Choose between the Original Taste or Green Blossom Taste. Each box contains a surprise gift! Collect them all - Souvenir of reprisal, Eye of Death, Humanity, Sunlight medal and the rare Pendant."

"Or for a more heartier breakfest try our new chosen bacon! Now pre-cooked at a bonfire near you trained to throw itself into your mouth. Try one of our new and imporved 5 levels of estus spiceness - 0, 5, 10, 15 or 20.

167. Even if you waited 1-2 hours for a summon it is 100% certain that you
will be summoned only when you finally decide to eat or hit the toilet.

168 Ads are annoying even in Dark Souls

169 No buys the lag excuse anymore

170 Everyone buys the lage excuse

171 you are allowed to contradict your self.

172. Read the Crest of Artorias. Heed the Crest of Artorias.

Rynoa, I thought I already mentioned that moss is a dinner item.

173. Every character in the game is ambiguous enough to be someone's hero (my hero is the flame dog spinning the giant wheel in Blighttown)

174 Don't do this , , , or when you win PVP however against a boss this is perfectly ok

175 If see a troll attack with extreme prejudice

176.- always hit a chest before opening it.
177.- always try to grab a chest with both hands

Patience.

179. If you go to fight someone, if you don't have a Great Sword you will lose.
180. If you ever get what you always wanted... you will go insane shortly after and try to kill the people who help you.

181: Sen's Fortress is full of traps. Just like Thailand!

182. Ask questions first, attack later
183. Invaders can be nice people
184. Bladder of steel required

185. Your wife and toddler don't understand the phrase "This game doesn't have a pause button" meaning you will play mostly after everyone is asleep, leading to....
186. Subtitles are your friend

187: Don't trust Patches.

188 Don't trust Lautrec

189 If it has an evil laugh don't trust it

190 Always post in threes:lol!:

191 Always contradict yourself

192 LOLs fit in almost everywhere

193 Allow the next person to do 194-200

194. Trust Patches, he is just misunderstood.
195. Its all the clerics faults.
196. lol
197. You are not allowed to contradict yourself
198. Cannot stress this enough - Don't trust Patches.
199. Don't trust anyone.
200. Thinking of 7 things to write is hard.

201: Always wear your fanciest pair of trousers.

202 if you can't find trousers then go naked no body cares

203 Rule 197 is null and void because of rules 171 and 191

204 All rules written by ARSP cannot be considered null and void unless you are an admin

205 Rule 204 is a stupid rule

206 yes you can contradict yourself

207. Nobody cares about the rules anymore, much less know what they are

208. Ignore all of these and just go read the wiki. NOW.





209. These are actually a great source of information. Bah zinga.
210. lol

211: the wiki is so great an info source people will try to sell it on amazon. protect at all costs.