Not only that but people keep shooting my tail.Tolvo wrote:*Hellkite burns up the bridge like usual*
Internal Monologue
"Why am I cursed so? I only wish to have recourse with these beings over the advents and interests of life, but no. My blood has spoiled any chance I could have at understanding, these scales both a protection and assault on my state of mind. Oh how I wish I could exchange with them, but they just can't take this damnable heat. Why, why was I born like this? Do I exist only to torment others and myself with this conflagration? Do I really serve no purpose? Even warnings are moot at this point, for every word uttered there is merely another slain. I'm a monster, a fiend of wretched levels reached only through flight. How I seek death, but even if I'm injured my wounds merely close. It is a pity really, for I could help any who would seek my guidance. If not anything, at least I'll leave a legacy to be remembers."
*The Chosen Undead comes out and gets burned to death*
"How I wish I could join you friend."
Aw yeah, making depressing stories about existential ideas with dragons, not funny in the slightest bit.
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Those Silver Knight Archers have a crappy job.
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by skarekrow13 Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:07 pm
Now I know why Serious won't kill him
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That bastard, he needs to put that sweet flaming prince out of his misery. 
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Gaping Dragon: You know, I wonder how I'm still alive when my guts fell out.
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by skarekrow13 Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:16 pm
I always thought that the gaping dragon just wanted to give you a really....really.....really.....big hug
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by mugenis4real Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:18 pm
Wouldn't it actually be a kiss? A big, wet, painful kiss.
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Like a French Kiss except she bites your tongue off.
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Gargoyle greg: Hey
Gargoyle steve: .....
G.greg: hey hey hey
G.steve: what
G.greg: ppffffft... guess what
G.steve: I swear to god greg if you sa-
G.greg: CHICKEN BUTT!!!!
G.steve: that's it, I'm gonna beat you with your own tail!
Gargoyle steve: .....
G.greg: hey hey hey
G.steve: what
G.greg: ppffffft... guess what
G.steve: I swear to god greg if you sa-
G.greg: CHICKEN BUTT!!!!
G.steve: that's it, I'm gonna beat you with your own tail!
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Greg: Hey
Steve: WHAT?!
Greg: There's um..some guys coming...
Steve: And I need to kill them Right?! Riight?!
Greg:Yeah because of my disability and all....
Steve: fine...Rawr!
BB glitched sunbro: *Whack*
Greg: Noo! Steve! I'm coming!
BB glitched sunbro: *Whack*
Steve: WHAT?!
Greg: There's um..some guys coming...
Steve: And I need to kill them Right?! Riight?!
Greg:Yeah because of my disability and all....
Steve: fine...Rawr!
BB glitched sunbro: *Whack*
Greg: Noo! Steve! I'm coming!
BB glitched sunbro: *Whack*
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Martin: so then my cousin Greg got his tail ripped off and-
Anthony: hate to cut you off but some guy with ears like ours is coming this way.
Martin: huh, it DOES look like our ears, and is he carrying greg's tail?
Anthony: aw cripes. Roshambo for who has to go down there.
Martin & Anthony: 3, 2, 1, shoot!
Anthony: haha looks like your going first.
Anthony: hate to cut you off but some guy with ears like ours is coming this way.
Martin: huh, it DOES look like our ears, and is he carrying greg's tail?
Anthony: aw cripes. Roshambo for who has to go down there.
Martin & Anthony: 3, 2, 1, shoot!
Anthony: haha looks like your going first.
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by skarekrow13 Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:35 pm
Gargoyle Man hunts Gargoyles? You're the Seath of Gargoyles.
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How else do I get a decent amount of replaceable armor! I'm not rich like batman!
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I love this thread 
So, anything about Butcher and Mildred? :evil:
Edit: I just realized the lizards have probably the crappiest job ever.. like, slaugthered without mercy, and they are an endengered species, too. Just a limited amount of them :shock:
So, anything about Butcher and Mildred? :evil:
Edit: I just realized the lizards have probably the crappiest job ever.. like, slaugthered without mercy, and they are an endengered species, too. Just a limited amount of them :shock:
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by ViralEnsign_ Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:38 am
Rynoa wrote:I love this thread
So, anything about Butcher and Mildred? :evil:
Edit: I just realized the lizards have probably the crappiest job ever.. like, slaugthered without mercy, and they are an endengered species, too. Just a limited amount of them :shock:
Butcher 1- Hey Mildred, ever considered taking a break from eating people?
Mildred- (looks up from a nice helping of chosen drumsticks) No. Why?
Butcher 1- Well James and I were talking... and we kiind of wanted to try the vegetarian thing for a week.. you know just to see if we like it.
James- Yeah what he said.
Mildred- Hmmm i guess thats fine but what will you eat then. its the Depths down here?
Butcher 1- There are those pies that the Giant Club Guys some times have. They're pretty tasty when you add a little of the Green Slimes to it.
Mildred- I think I'm gonna be sick....
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Gapig Dragon "So my twelfth tooth down, fourth tooth in, I think I got something stuck there"
Dentist "Lemme just .. *plop* another broadsword! You really have to be careful with these adventurers, they're full of sharp metal bits that can get caught everywhere"
Gaping Dragon "But they keep coming to my house and killing my cooks and freeing my dinner! What am I meant to do?"
Dentist "Floss, a lot more. Helps get those little bits out. Now with the sword and the 15 cavities, you really should brush more often, that comes to 18,000 souls."
Gaping Dragon "Here's 5 pround knights and 10 nameless soldiers"
Dentist "Thank you and good day. Dont forget to floss!"
Dentist "Lemme just .. *plop* another broadsword! You really have to be careful with these adventurers, they're full of sharp metal bits that can get caught everywhere"
Gaping Dragon "But they keep coming to my house and killing my cooks and freeing my dinner! What am I meant to do?"
Dentist "Floss, a lot more. Helps get those little bits out. Now with the sword and the 15 cavities, you really should brush more often, that comes to 18,000 souls."
Gaping Dragon "Here's 5 pround knights and 10 nameless soldiers"
Dentist "Thank you and good day. Dont forget to floss!"
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by ViralEnsign_ Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:44 am
Adventurer- Oh god. You're going to eat me right?
Gaping Dragon- Yeah...
Adventurer- Hey how do you stay alive if my body respawns back at the bonfire? Gotta be boring living off souls. Am I right?
Gaping Dragon- Yeah....
Adventurer- what do you do then?
Gaing Dragon- I mix up a nice Caesar Salad. It really hits the spot.
Adventurer- Wow. I'd never have guessed. Is that true?
Gaping Dragon- NO! (eats the poor sucker!)
Gaping Dragon- Yeah...
Adventurer- Hey how do you stay alive if my body respawns back at the bonfire? Gotta be boring living off souls. Am I right?
Gaping Dragon- Yeah....
Adventurer- what do you do then?
Gaing Dragon- I mix up a nice Caesar Salad. It really hits the spot.
Adventurer- Wow. I'd never have guessed. Is that true?
Gaping Dragon- NO! (eats the poor sucker!)
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Gaping "The sewer water really adds flavour, am I right?"
*Phantoms puking their guts up*
*Phantoms puking their guts up*
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How the hatred between Seath and Havel began.
Havel-"So Seath, why don't you and your parents come over and-"
Seath slaps him across the face.
Seath-"My parents are dead!"
Havel-"What is your problem, didn't you kill them?"
Seath-"That's besides the point."
Havel-"So Seath, why don't you and your parents come over and-"
Seath slaps him across the face.
Seath-"My parents are dead!"
Havel-"What is your problem, didn't you kill them?"
Seath-"That's besides the point."
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Tolvo wrote:How the hatred between Seath and Havel began.
Havel-"So Seath, why don't you and your parents come over and-"
Seath slaps him across the face.
Seath-"My parents are dead!"
Havel-"What is your problem, didn't you kill them?"
Seath-"That's besides the point."
Praise your avatar
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Havel "hey Seath come look at this"
Seath "I can't see anything dude I'm blind"
Havel *snigger*
This si the new 100+ things you learnt playing dark souls.
Seath "I can't see anything dude I'm blind"
Havel *snigger*
This si the new 100+ things you learnt playing dark souls.
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by skarekrow13 Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:41 am
Ornstein: *knocks on door* "Hey Smough, open up, I got the stuff."
Smough: "Who is it?"
Ornstein: "It's me, Ornstein"
Smough: "Ornstein's not here man!"
Smough: "Who is it?"
Ornstein: "It's me, Ornstein"
Smough: "Ornstein's not here man!"
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by TehInfamousAmos Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:54 am
ViralEnsign_ wrote:Vince- Hey man what do you think of this who Undead Mission thing were on?
Nico- Hmmmmnmmmanannm
Vince- Dude you always say that....
Reah- Shut the hell up you two can't you see this is serious. I'm talking with this nice man over here who told me there was treasure down there.
Nico- Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Petrus- why do you always make that damn noise
Nico- Mmmmmmmmmmmm you would too if you looked at "dat ***"
Reah- God Damn Pervert!
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by kiwi_commander Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:19 am
Stone Giants in Darkroot Garden:
Mike: Bob, get over here.
Bob: Whats up?
Mike: Remember that Knight we killed a couple of moons ago.
Bob: The one with the Elite Set?
Mike: Same one. I have a great idea for his armor. Lets take his set and move it over there.
Bob: Right by the sleeping trees? Good God! You are a genius; this will be hilarious!
Mike: Someone is coming... quick, play dead
Mike: Bob, get over here.
Bob: Whats up?
Mike: Remember that Knight we killed a couple of moons ago.
Bob: The one with the Elite Set?
Mike: Same one. I have a great idea for his armor. Lets take his set and move it over there.
Bob: Right by the sleeping trees? Good God! You are a genius; this will be hilarious!
Mike: Someone is coming... quick, play dead
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by Buggy Virus Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:34 am
Four lords: Yay! We beat the dragons.
Nito: What do we do now?
Seath: Peace, I'm doing crystals.
Nito: Ok whatever, Gwyn? You're the boss?
Gwyn: Burn. . . Everything?
Nito: What do we do now?
Seath: Peace, I'm doing crystals.
Nito: Ok whatever, Gwyn? You're the boss?
Gwyn: Burn. . . Everything?
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