by Werdax Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:13 am
Last night, I invaded the forest outside of the forest hunters territory. What I stumbled upon, was a bit of an odd gank.
I entered the world of the host, and lo and behold, there stands another invading player. I cautiously approached him to insure he would not see me as a threat to him. However, behind him pops up a dragonslayer spear and I instantly yell out "Look out, buddy! Behind you!"
But, the host had no intention of killing him. Instead, he walked up besides him. I say to myself "Hmm, I guess they are in the middle of a fight. I better stay back, and let them duel peacefully". I bow to show that I can be trusted.
However, while in the middle of my bow, the host prepares to shoot a crystal soul spear after me. I just barely manage to dodge it. The other invader charge towards me by the command of the host. It is then I realize that these guys are either friends, or they just formed a temporarily alliance. Either way, the other invader made it crystal clear to me, that he had zero tolerance for my existence, and tried to attack me without thinking things through. He missed all the times, allowing me to heavily damage him.
That was until the host came charging at me with a katana. Fighting both at once would be suicide, so I retreated to come up with a plan.
I ran down to the top of darkroot basin. I knew that in a narrow ledge, I would have the upper hand. The invader healed himself with humanity and the two of them proceeded to follow me. The host tried to shoot a crystal soul spear, only to miss horribly due to the hosts location. The host obviously knew it would be suicide to take me head on, since he was only wearing the full gold hemmed set. Instead, he pointed to he invader to go deal with me.
Without further ado, the invader blindly followed the hosts instructions. I smiled to myself, knowing how this was going to end. He came running towards me.
Once didn't try to attack me, but rather tried to get behind me. BIG MISTAKE. I threatened him with a few warning stabs, and once he tried to get behind me, by standing RIGHT on the edge.
I grabbed the chance and "Sparta kicked" him off the edge.
That was the very first time that trick have ever worked for me, and god it felt good.
The host stood silent for a moment, for what I could only imagine was for a facepalm behind the screen, due to his friends massive incompetence.
He then proceeded to shoot poorly aimed crystal soul arrows after me, not even getting close to hit me. I climbed up to him with ease, all the while the host tried to shoot me with various magic. I now got him trapped in the crossroad between the darkroot garden and the darkroot basin. He tried to escape to a much wider area, but I blocked his path.
He kept light rolling into walls and obstacles. A truly entertaining sight.
Despite the pathetic attempt to escape, I decided this fight had lasted long enough. So I let loose I powerhouse of attacks, easily killing the host.
Ignorantly and quite ****, I throw in a "Ya? What is it?" taunt.
I got indicted for this, obviously. But it was worth it, no doubt.
(Geez, these tales get much longer then I anticipate them to be)