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The Metal thread.
WaLKA- Obsessed
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- Post n°126
Re: The Metal thread.
lol we're so cool
EeAyEss- Hollowed
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- Post n°127
Re: The Metal thread.
Oh wait...
****. I thought I found this somewhere else.... damn.
My bad, Walka.
Found something better.
****. I thought I found this somewhere else.... damn.
My bad, Walka.
Found something better.
PlasticandRage- Chosen Undead
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- Post n°128
Re: The Metal thread.
Children of Bodom do Brittany Spears is pretty funny
I think I spelled her name wrong. Kinda glad I don't know how it's spelled.
I think I spelled her name wrong. Kinda glad I don't know how it's spelled.
Ghadis_God- Revived
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- Post n°129
Re: The Metal thread.
Those freaking drums, man.
Animaaal- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°130
Re: The Metal thread.
- Spoiler:
Animaaal- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°131
Re: The Metal thread.
Someone please downrep my last post...it sounded more metal in my head.
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°132
Re: The Metal thread.
Animaal......I got your back buddy*
*Since rep doesn't count here anyway
*Since rep doesn't count here anyway
PlasticandRage- Chosen Undead
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- Post n°133
Re: The Metal thread.
I kinda don't understand the whole off-topic down-rep thing. The only times I've ever used down-repping is if someone was just blatantly being a richard, but I really don't understand how/why it's constantly thrown around for seemingly no reason. People need to chill out, especially in off-topic where it feels to me like it's just lazy, like people are saying "I don't like what you're saying, but instead of hashing it out I'm just going to hit a button and then hide behind it." I just don't understand it.
Animaaal- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°134
Re: The Metal thread.
skarekrow13 wrote:Animaal......I got your back buddy*
*Since rep doesn't count here anyway
Buddy having buddy's back...metal.
PlasticandRage wrote:I kinda don't understand the whole off-topic down-rep thing. The only times I've ever used down-repping is if someone was just blatantly being a richard, but I really don't understand how/why it's constantly thrown around for seemingly no reason. People need to chill out, especially in off-topic where it feels to me like it's just lazy, like people are saying "I don't like what you're saying, but instead of hashing it out I'm just going to hit a button and then hide behind it." I just don't understand it.
Buddy letting buddies know about their dumbness…metal.
And also....highlighting the word metal in red......metal.
!!!METAL!!!
***sidenote, can anyone identify the origination of my avatar?
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°135
Re: The Metal thread.
I honestly don't get it either Plastic. I see a lot of it either as a joke (which wastes a vote for the day and an opportunity to upvote a good post) or like you said. More comfortable hiding behind it in off topic since it doesn't count. I only did it this one time since he specifically requested it. Although I hope I don't run into two upvote worthy posts today. I would have to give someone an upvote on credit. I think this was my second down vote ever and the first definitely counted cause the dude (not The Dude, love that guy) was being a Richard Cabeza.
To continue with Animaaal's point:
Teaching your toddler how to do metal fingers once they have enough fine motor skills.....metal!
To continue with Animaaal's point:
Teaching your toddler how to do metal fingers once they have enough fine motor skills.....metal!
densetsushun- Hollowed
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- Post n°136
Re: The Metal thread.
I got your back buddyAnimaaal wrote:***sidenote, can anyone identify the origination of my avatar?
The metalest of dadsskarekrow13 wrote:To continue with Animaaal's point:
Teaching your toddler how to do metal fingers once they have enough fine motor skills.....metal!
PlasticandRage- Chosen Undead
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- Post n°137
Re: The Metal thread.
skarekrow13 wrote:I honestly don't get it either Plastic. I see a lot of it either as a joke (which wastes a vote for the day and an opportunity to upvote a good post) or like you said. More comfortable hiding behind it in off topic since it doesn't count. I only did it this one time since he specifically requested it. Although I hope I don't run into two upvote worthy posts today. I would have to give someone an upvote on credit. I think this was my second down vote ever and the first definitely counted cause the dude (not The Dude, love that guy) was being a Richard Cabeza.
Oh, I didn't realize it was done jokingly here or I probably wouldn't have said anything, at least when I did. I do it see it pretty regularly regardless though. I bite my tongue more often then not because I feel like it shouldn't bother me, both because it doesn't count as rep, and because I don't honestly know how much I care about rep, but at the same time it says to me that there are people in a community that I care about who'd rather do that than openly speak about things they clearly have some feelings about, which does bother me sometimes.
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- Post n°138
Re: The Metal thread.
*cough*
Animaaal- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°139
Re: The Metal thread.
densetsushun wrote:I got your back buddy...Animaaal wrote:***sidenote, can anyone identify the origination of my avatar?
Almost
densetsushun- Hollowed
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- Post n°140
Re: The Metal thread.
Technically you were asking for the origin of your avatar, not what it was based offAnimaaal wrote:Almost
I've seen pointless downreps or downreps in ill nature far too many times myself, I always wonder how it can be so discomforting for someone else to realise that other people don't share their opinions that they have to publish their disdain(in this case through downreps).PlasticandRage wrote:Oh, I didn't realize it was done jokingly here or I probably wouldn't have said anything, at least when I did. I do it see it pretty regularly regardless though. I bite my tongue more often then not because I feel like it shouldn't bother me, both because it doesn't count as rep, and because I don't honestly know how much I care about rep, but at the same time it says to me that there are people in a community that I care about who'd rather do that than openly speak about things they clearly have some feelings about, which does bother me sometimes.
Animaaal- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°141
Re: The Metal thread.
densetsushun wrote:Technically you were asking for the origin of your avatar, not what it was based offAnimaaal wrote:Almost
starting point dude / the beginning man / what something was before it became something....or something like that / stuff before it was stuff
....trying to use big words, and using them somewhat inappropriately is....
.....METAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
I spilled beer on my shirt and have created disdain!!!...metal?
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°142
Re: The Metal thread.
Beer stain on a shirt? Absolutely METAL!
densetsushun- Hollowed
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- Post n°143
Re: The Metal thread.
Dinner lacking in je ne sais quoi... Not metal?
Sevans- Casual
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- Post n°144
Re: The Metal thread.
THE LAWS OF TRUE METAL
1) Everything can be broken down into Boolean: True or False
Examples:
Blasting classical music in your car is true.
Wearing leather pants at a show is false (unless you’re an 80s rocker)
Children of Bodom are true.
Nu metal is false.
Waffle House is True
Midgets are true
Mr. T and the A-Team Van are True
2) Know the essential vocabulary and use it frequently or be dubbed false. Each word has general rules of usage and examples.
Obtain
- You don’t buy something at the store, you obtain it.
- You don’t get good tone on your amp, you obtain good tone.
- “Dude, I obtained a bad *** CD today.”
Administer
- You don’t play a Children of Bodom CD in your car, you administer it.
- The “play” button on your CD player needs to be changed to “administer” or you will be dubbed false.
- “Check out this new riff I wrote.” *administers riff*
Supreme (or Ultimate)
-Can be used interchangeably with “ultimate.” Supreme is used to describe something’s supremacy.
-RULE OF GRAMMAR: Once something is proclaimed supreme, then it is known
as ultimate. You can not proclaim something ultimate, but you can
proclaim it supreme.
-Today I obtained a badass CD. It was then administered it. The horns were upped. Then I proclaimed it supreme.
Penultimate
-2nd to ultimate (supreme) or almost ultimate
-“Check out this riff, I think it is penultimate to the chorus riff.”
Proclaim
-At all times you must be proclaiming things. (see above description of supreme)
Deem
-Deem is a supreme word. Example: I deem Limp Bizkit false.
Hail
-Upon greeting a fellow brother of metal you say “hail.” All other
greetings are false. Upon greeting a fan of the band Manowar, say “Hail
Kill Hail.”
Forge
- Metal is forged, not written.
Wield
- You don’t hold your guitar, you wield it.
Badass
- Badass is the most badass word in the metal vocabulary. Can also be interchanged with “bad as f*ck.”
- Any time that anything even remotely cool happens, you must proclaim it is bad ***.
- Example: Pissed off old ladies crossing the street with canes are bad ***!
- “I wrote a bad *** riff today.” “Dude, that is bad as f*ck!”
Cancelled
-Cancelled is true. It is done in conjunction with flexing. You can cancel anything that is false.
Rules of administration:
-If you see something false, flex your forearm and proclaim "cancelled."
Examples:
-You come home. Your little brother is blasting rap. You walk in to his
room, punch him, flex, then say "cancelled," turn it off, and administer
Children of Bodom. If he mouths off to you, proclaim him canceled,
flex, and then proceed to beat his ***.
-You see a kid in a Limp Bizkit shirt walking down the street. Flex at said poseur and proclaim "cancelled."
Essential
-Anything that you can not live with out.
Example:
-You must print these rules and post them on your wall. This is essential
-It is essential that jamming takes place today
3) Flexing of the forearm or triceps.
Everything in life can be solved by flexing your right forearm or
triceps. Flexing the triceps is penultimate to flexing the forearm. When
flexing make the sound “pfffffffffffffffffffff” with a **** look on
your face.
Examples:
- You are driving a car. Some old person cuts you off and drives slower than you. You honk and flex at them.
- Something bad *** happens. You proclaim it true and then flex.
- Someone in the grocery store looks at you funny, flex at them.
- Several times a day you must just randomly flex your triceps for no reason at someone.
- Every time you see a squirrel must flex at it.
- You live in Florida. A hurricane is coming. You flex at it. It is
instantly owned and leaves you and Waffle House unphased.
4) Visit the Maximal Collision Website frequently: http://www.maximalcollision.com.ar/
Valgorth is the supreme true metal warrior. If you are uninformed in the ways of true metal, he will educate you.
5) Basic List of things that are True:
This is the essential list. Print it. Carry it in your pocket.
When other’s question the trueness of something, administer this list.
- Waffle House
- Jamming
- Tone emitted from a Mesa Boogie amplifier
- Flexing
- Hot foreign girls with accents
- Metronomes and Scale Books
1) Everything can be broken down into Boolean: True or False
Examples:
Blasting classical music in your car is true.
Wearing leather pants at a show is false (unless you’re an 80s rocker)
Children of Bodom are true.
Nu metal is false.
Waffle House is True
Midgets are true
Mr. T and the A-Team Van are True
2) Know the essential vocabulary and use it frequently or be dubbed false. Each word has general rules of usage and examples.
Obtain
- You don’t buy something at the store, you obtain it.
- You don’t get good tone on your amp, you obtain good tone.
- “Dude, I obtained a bad *** CD today.”
Administer
- You don’t play a Children of Bodom CD in your car, you administer it.
- The “play” button on your CD player needs to be changed to “administer” or you will be dubbed false.
- “Check out this new riff I wrote.” *administers riff*
Supreme (or Ultimate)
-Can be used interchangeably with “ultimate.” Supreme is used to describe something’s supremacy.
-RULE OF GRAMMAR: Once something is proclaimed supreme, then it is known
as ultimate. You can not proclaim something ultimate, but you can
proclaim it supreme.
-Today I obtained a badass CD. It was then administered it. The horns were upped. Then I proclaimed it supreme.
Penultimate
-2nd to ultimate (supreme) or almost ultimate
-“Check out this riff, I think it is penultimate to the chorus riff.”
Proclaim
-At all times you must be proclaiming things. (see above description of supreme)
Deem
-Deem is a supreme word. Example: I deem Limp Bizkit false.
Hail
-Upon greeting a fellow brother of metal you say “hail.” All other
greetings are false. Upon greeting a fan of the band Manowar, say “Hail
Kill Hail.”
Forge
- Metal is forged, not written.
Wield
- You don’t hold your guitar, you wield it.
Badass
- Badass is the most badass word in the metal vocabulary. Can also be interchanged with “bad as f*ck.”
- Any time that anything even remotely cool happens, you must proclaim it is bad ***.
- Example: Pissed off old ladies crossing the street with canes are bad ***!
- “I wrote a bad *** riff today.” “Dude, that is bad as f*ck!”
Cancelled
-Cancelled is true. It is done in conjunction with flexing. You can cancel anything that is false.
Rules of administration:
-If you see something false, flex your forearm and proclaim "cancelled."
Examples:
-You come home. Your little brother is blasting rap. You walk in to his
room, punch him, flex, then say "cancelled," turn it off, and administer
Children of Bodom. If he mouths off to you, proclaim him canceled,
flex, and then proceed to beat his ***.
-You see a kid in a Limp Bizkit shirt walking down the street. Flex at said poseur and proclaim "cancelled."
Essential
-Anything that you can not live with out.
Example:
-You must print these rules and post them on your wall. This is essential
-It is essential that jamming takes place today
3) Flexing of the forearm or triceps.
Everything in life can be solved by flexing your right forearm or
triceps. Flexing the triceps is penultimate to flexing the forearm. When
flexing make the sound “pfffffffffffffffffffff” with a **** look on
your face.
Examples:
- You are driving a car. Some old person cuts you off and drives slower than you. You honk and flex at them.
- Something bad *** happens. You proclaim it true and then flex.
- Someone in the grocery store looks at you funny, flex at them.
- Several times a day you must just randomly flex your triceps for no reason at someone.
- Every time you see a squirrel must flex at it.
- You live in Florida. A hurricane is coming. You flex at it. It is
instantly owned and leaves you and Waffle House unphased.
4) Visit the Maximal Collision Website frequently: http://www.maximalcollision.com.ar/
Valgorth is the supreme true metal warrior. If you are uninformed in the ways of true metal, he will educate you.
5) Basic List of things that are True:
This is the essential list. Print it. Carry it in your pocket.
When other’s question the trueness of something, administer this list.
- Waffle House
- Jamming
- Tone emitted from a Mesa Boogie amplifier
- Flexing
- Hot foreign girls with accents
- Metronomes and Scale Books
Animaaal- Compulsory Poster
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- Post n°145
Re: The Metal thread.
Nito flipping us off in the forum header is bad ***. I flex and claim it to be supreme and METAL
This is true and must be proclaim ultimate....flex
This is true and must be proclaim ultimate....flex
PlasticandRage- Chosen Undead
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- Post n°146
Re: The Metal thread.
Even though I don't really listen to them anymore they deserve a mention. Absolute craziest shows I've ever been to Slipknot headlined. When I saw them during their Iowa tour was the show I lost piercings at during a braveheart. Such crazy energy in that crowd.
Plus Joey Jordison is one of the sickest metal drummers of all time.
Plus Joey Jordison is one of the sickest metal drummers of all time.
KingSeekerCow- Addicted
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- Post n°147
Re: The Metal thread.
I was in 7th Grade when I saw Slipknot live. When Joey was drumming upside down, that was amazing.
Soilwork : Distortion Sleep.
Soilwork : Blind Eye Halo
Warbringer : Total War
Slayer : Raining Blood
Dethklok : I Ejaculate Fire.
Soilwork : Distortion Sleep.
Soilwork : Blind Eye Halo
Warbringer : Total War
Slayer : Raining Blood
Dethklok : I Ejaculate Fire.
PlasticandRage- Chosen Undead
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- Post n°148
Re: The Metal thread.
Yeah he blew me away too. They just have a crazy stage presence. There's so many of them, and they really know how to play to the crowd.
densetsushun- Hollowed
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- Post n°149
Re: The Metal thread.
Oh good, a metal thread where I don't have to hide the fact that I like Slipknot
skarekrow13- Chat Moderator
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- Post n°150
Re: The Metal thread.
I haven't been doing my part here, so here's a ton o' ****
- metal legend (anthrax) doing a tribute to a metal god (dio)? METAL:
- I think this speaks for itself. RIP Dio. RIP
- the song my wife and i had our first dance to at our wedding reception:
- Having a metal band for a wedding song? Metal
- a much more metal song from the same band:
- I love the intro to this song and the use of the music box-like tones throughout.
- a better example of vocal harmony than any american idol or pop star can dream of.....and double bass:
- Metal....officially claiming the world's most talented vocalists' souls for its own
- and now for something completely different:
- that....just...happened:
- They just turned backup dancers shakin they booties into METAL
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